Pandora 77 Posted June 5, 2003 Because it hates you. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted June 5, 2003 Damn those machines... *shakes fist* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 5, 2003 Anyone: The Matrix has you. (Thanks for the idea, Drake!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted June 5, 2003 Anyone: THE EWOKS ARE COMING!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Admiral Daala 0 Posted June 5, 2003 Anyone: We are off to see the Emporer! The wonderful Ruler of Oz! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted June 5, 2003 Emperor Palpatine: "Wow, who saw THAT coming?" ................................................................................ Obi-wan: "Anakin, your going to be the death of me." Anakin: "Don't say...*starts asthmatic breathing* Yes, yes I will, old man...I mean...Don't say that, Master." ................................................................................ Obi-Wan (Upon seeing the Death Star): Do you think Vader's compensating for something? ................................................................................ Vader:You are beaten young Skywalker. Luke: Oh no I'm not.It's time to go super jedi. YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Vader:What the hell is that supposed to be? ................................................................................ Yeah... I'm on a rampage... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted June 9, 2003 Thrawn: Don't worry captain we're not beat yet, not by a long shot... oh who am I fooling? I have no idea what to do! Everybody panic, we're all gonna die! Obi-Wan: I feel a powerful disturbance in my pants... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted June 11, 2003 He's dead, Jim...er...Luke .................................................................. Mara: I'm leaving you, Luke Skywalker!! *throws her wedding ring at him* Luke: But, Mara! Why? Mara: I've suspected for some time, and now I have evidence! *holds up some cassette tapes* Luke: [pales] What are those, Mara? Mara: I had Corran tape your com-link conversations. These have recorded all you little converstations with-with Callista!! *storms out the door, slamming it behind her* Luke: Stang... .................................................................. Vader after having a couple drinks too many: Hey, Palpy! Did anyone ever tell you that you resemble a bleached prune...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted June 13, 2003 Chewbacca:"Leia, daaaling, you cant be serious! Pink is just not your color!" *He then flips his fur and sticks out his hand palm down* Come on!! Someone has got to post in this thread besides me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toppmatt 0 Posted June 15, 2003 Vader: set ur lightsabers to sun Luke: *watches a holo of vader* "Aunt Beru why do i want to play baseball with him?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted June 15, 2003 Grand Moff Tarkin: "Vader....I have hired a rather large jerk named Jakenson to take my place......" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted June 16, 2003 *Luke is seen hopping erraticaly about his and Mara's appartment on Mon Cal.* Mara: Er...what exactly are you doing dear? Luke: Some of the other kids down at the arcade said that if you step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back, so I'm avoiding the cracks in our tile. Mara: Um...Luke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted June 18, 2003 Kyp and Jaina arrives on Borleias, after some talk.. Han(to Leia)-Definitely a fake Kyp, you distract him while I shoot him under the table. *Blaster fires, Kyp falls over with smoke rising from his chest.* Leia- HAN!! Han- Wasn't me. Sithspit, someone beat me to it. Later... Luke- Love, I think Ben is turning out to be a even greater marksmen than you. Mara- Why you say that? Luke- Well, earlier, he kept on crying and I forgot to bring his teddy, so I gave him my blaster to hold..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted June 18, 2003 I think I've seen those before Janson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted June 18, 2003 I've read just about the entire thread of this at SW.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted June 18, 2003 Hmm... well, great minds think alike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted July 18, 2008 Jacen: I've repented. I don't want to be a Sith anymore! Someone give me my stuffed Wampa to hold! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted July 18, 2008 Also... Jacen: I'm alive! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted July 18, 2008 Also... Jacen: I'm alive! *giggle* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James the Defender 7 Posted February 9, 2009 "Hmm. This boy's future is clouded." "These thoughts will lead us to a dark place." --Yoda after speech lessons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winters 0 Posted February 9, 2009 Jacen: I've repented. I don't want to be a Sith anymore! Someone give me my stuffed Wampa to hold! Stuffed Wampas are for girls... real men want stuffed Banthas...! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted February 9, 2009 You do realize that wampas are the giant yeti monsters that tried to eat Luke, right? And Banthas...are useless. Either way, this conversation is stupid. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
