Seriously convoluted, warped, deranged, and twisted theories

[Princess 35]

Yeah, so I thread jacked another thread. Have fun.

The Jedi are really a bunch of nudists set on taking over the GFFA

[CorSec 5]

Metal Bikinis will become the key to killing the Vong..

[Princess 35]

Yeah if you want to gross them out of the galaxy.

[Andy 60]

The potted plants! :D

[toppmatt 0]

Jedi are just a group of mutantas that didn't like the pay they got whilst doin xmen and xmen 2

[Ender 8]

The Vong are a bunch of drunk fairies bent on world domination

[chozen 1]

The only way to kill the vong is starbucks coffee. :p

[Admiral Daala 0]

The Wraiths will get Nom Anor and Warmaster Lah drunk and they start doing the Marcarana.

[Ender 8]

Corran Horn is a woman

[TheUnknown 39]

Anakin Solo comes back...not as a potted plant but as planted pot. He holds the key to defeating the Vong by getting them seriously high ("Man, that's so gooooooood dead Jedi.")

[Andy 60]

:lol:

[Ender 8]

Corran Horn will next appear in a thong

[Princess 35]

Jedi attired in metal swimwear will take over the GFFA.

[Bad furday 57]

George Lucas will seize upon this merchandising opportunity and Star Wars fans will buy metal bikinis and thongs by the cart load.

[CorSec 5]

Anakin Solo comes back...not as a potted plant but as planted pot. He holds the key to defeating the Vong by getting them seriously high ("Man, that's so gooooooood dead Jedi.")

:lol:

[Ender 8]

The TRUE Potted Plant Theory: (Taken from SW.com)

As the NR flees the Core Worlds in order to find a new way to counteract the YV, the Force guides a sleeping consciousness to a forested planet to its new destiny. After several months in a Jedi healing meditation, the dormant soul finally awakens. It remembers all its past, all of its accomplishments and all of its future tasks. But most importantly it remembers its name, Anakin Solo, Jedi Knight. Feeling the Force flowing through him like a roaring river, he smiles for he knows that the future of the YV is now limited. Looking around he discovers he is no longer on the worldship but in a lush swamp. He tries to move but suddenly feels disorientated. He looks down on his body and gasps at what is before him. Where his arms and legs were are now powerful branches/stalks, and his body is now a strong armored husk. He clinches onto a nearby tree, the world spinning out of control and sliding from right under his feet. Slowly he starts to breathe carefully and gather his thoughts and allow the Force to flow and show him what has happened. With that he finally understands the will of the Force. With his new body not only can he match any YV, but also he can see them in their plane of the Force. With new resurgence and acceptance of this he heads out to Master Yoda?s old sanctuary. There he not only finds the tools he needs to construct a new Lightsaber but also a beautiful dark-green emerald that sings in his ear with his touch. Using a strong broken tree limb as a casing he constructs a new Lightsaber. After careful search in the dwelling he finds a text disclosing the location of the starship that brought Master Yoda to this Force-enriched planet so long ago. He lets himself dive into the rapids that is the Force flowing through him and searches for his loved ones, making sure each is safe but each going through horrific emotional trials. He searches for a possible future and see?s? a smile slowly creeps across his face, the time of the YV in the galaxy is now limited. He goes out in search for the craft, knowing that his tasks are many and great, but confident because he knows the Solo children are reborn and the galaxy has A New Hope once again?

[Andy 60]

*cackles*

Ah, memories.... *tear*

[Princess 35]

Cool. I never knew the potted plant theory.

[Andy 60]

*shockdie*

Damn Princess, that's the second time today you've made me do that.

[Princess 35]

Yay! Set a new record!

[CorSec 5]

Ahh...Potted Plants..*sniffle*

[Ender 8]

Teh potted plants are good...

[Ender 8]

Kyp Durron is a pervert who thinks the Vong would make good porn stars.

[TheUnknown 39]

Kyp Durron is a pervert...

We knew that one already. Look at him hit on Jaina throughout the series, especially Rebirth.

[Ender 8]

True...