Seriously convoluted, warped, deranged, and twisted theories

[Bad furday 57]

Kyp suggests to Jaina that they make a porno holo starring themselves, and Jaina kills Kyp, thus solving her problem of who to marry.

[Ender 8]

The Emperor is a nude congo line dancer

[CorSec 5]

The Borg invade the Galaxy and kick Vong arse..thats pretty twisted..

[Drake 53]

Ahhh...the irony would be sweet. :lol:

[CorSec 5]

Or...perhaps...that Picard clone from Nemesis flying in with his little ship and blowing up a worldship or two..

[Ender 8]

DONT ST-JACK THE THREAD!!

[CorSec 5]

Dude..Clam down. It says Twisted and Convulted. Can't you imagine that being fairly twisted and convulted. Theres nothing against ST in the Thread title. I think your over reacting a litte.

[Drake 53]

Janson...say I hated Halo with a passion and you went and said something like, "Then the Flood comes to the SW galaxy and infests everyone!"

I'd be pretty ticked off...maybe as much as you are for us talking about ST...right?

So please take that into consideration next time because you never know...

[Princess 35]

Janson, I have to talk it over with Beeurd first, but I know you saw what I posted about ST bashing in the Damning thread. You've most likely just earned yourself a 3 day break.

[Ender 8]

I WASNT SERIOUS!! Please, all of you, dont take these things so seriously! Plus, that wasnt a Trekkies- bash in the first place!

[Princess 35]

Janson, I really don't care how you meant it. What matters is that people took offense to what you said. Drake's right, how would you feel is everytime you said something about Halo, he went and bashed it. There are people here who are Star Trek fans. Your attitiude sucks. We all live in a diverse world and you need to learn to respect the differences that people have. You also need to change your location, it is in conflict with the forum rules which are convieniently located in The Docking Bay. You can come back here on Wednesday.

[Sticks 1]

Wow...anywho, back to topic!

Jaina marries neither Kyp or Jag: She marries Nom Anor and together the two create a new Empire, resurrecting JarJar, and putting him in charge of rebuilding Corsucant.

[CorSec 5]

:o NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! :wink:

[Ender 8]

Now THAT fits the thread title...

Oh, and Princess, if Drake or CorSec or anyone for that matter would have dissed Halo, I wouldve taken it. I wouldnt have whined and complained to the mods about it. I wouldve taken it and solved it myself. I wouldnt have called for them to be BANNED, for God's sake. I dont think that this called for that. Now I have vented some of my rage. If I had gone on longer, the situation would be a lot worse. And you probably wouldve banned me again. Believe me, Princess, I'm not feeling all warm and fuzzy towards everyone now. But I know how to keep my temper under control, so I'll just stop now and go about my business.

[Drake 53]

You actually think that we went and whinned? Why do you think we would do that? CorSec and I are mods ourselves...Princess was just online at the time.

*puts his mod hat on*

The rules were very clear and you broke them. Now I'm glad you'll try to restrain yourself but next time will end up in a longer or even a perma ban.

*takes off his mod hat*

Okay...now back to business.

[Princess 35]

Nice hat Drake. Can you get me one too? And welcome back Janson.

[Drake 53]

*rummages through his pack*

Yeah...I think I have an extra in here somewhere...hmmm. Aha! Here it is... *takes out a black cap that says, "I am your daddy" on it*

Uhhh...I usually don't wear this one but you can have it. :)

[Princess 35]

Uh thanks Drake but I think I'll have to pass on that one.

[Drake 53]

Ah okay then...maybe someone else will want it.

[chozen 1]

:party: What a pretty hat!

[Ender 8]

*Is scared*

[Andy 60]

*backs away slowly*

[Ender 8]

*Looks at Beeurd* I'd be backing away FAST if I were you...

[chozen 1]

:-? Oh never mind.

[Princess 35]

*bump*