Things you dont want to hear over the Star Destroyer PA

[Roethlisberger 0]

"Smoke on the water! And fire in the sky! Smoke on the water! Doo doo doo! Doo doo de doo! Doo Doo Doo, da doo!"

[Andy 60]

"Ah, sorry folks, but, damn! I knew we shoulda stopped for fuel back at Corellia..."

[Ki-Yurei 0]

Barney's "I love you" song. X_X

[chozen 1]

:lol:

"So.. How do you work this control pannel?"

[Rogue 4]

"And to you're right, is the exploding sun of Carida, which will soon envelope us in flames , and pelt us with large rock shards that willl rip through and burn us to shreds."

[Mara 29]

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."

[JainaSolo;)* 0]

"due to a fault in the rebel slaves we had equip the ship for our trip, all of my 80s techno has been replaced with crap--er, rap. also, in order to keep up military spirits, the emperor has ordered that the PA play music at all times. Because I don't know how to pilot a star destroyer, I shall be singing along until we all reach our firey deaths. good day."

*lol* "yes, I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady, all you other--oh my friggin god, where did that planet come from?! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh--!" *girly screeams*

*shivers* rap...

[Chickenman 9]

Captain Ramius, I tell ya, this is a brilliant idea, taking this ISD, piloting it straight into enemy held Coruscant in order to deftect...pure genius...oops, left the PA on...

*click*

[Ender 8]

:rofl: That's awesome.

[Chickenman 9]

*bows*

[TheUnknown 39]

"In our efforts to increase moral, we have decided to change the color scheme from black and white to hot pink, puke green, and paisley. Our thinking is you'll eventually fall into a spiral of incoherent babbling followed by laughing at anything as your mind slowly wilts away. But, hey, at least you'll be smiling ."

[Chickenman 9]

Voice 1: These imperial uniforms are so uncomfortable. I've got a wedgie!

Voice 2: Sir, you should use girls underwear. It makes our uniforms so much more comfortable!

Voice 3: No way! You wear girls underwear too?

Voice 1: Hey, is that PA on?

Voice 3: Nah, I think the red light means it's off.

Voice 2: So what do you guys like to accesorize with?

[Andy 60]

:lol:

[Princess 35]

Do I cut the green wire or the black wire to disarm this bomb?

[Chickenman 9]

By orders of the Emperor, control of this ship has been handed over to Janson and Chickenman. I'm sure they will be responsible with the awesome power now at their fingertips...

[Andy 60]

"Unfortunatly the navicomp has just blown up, but I can probably get us back to Imperial Centre from this dangerously unstable area of space surrounded by black holes and supernovas without it."

[Tsl 7]

"Tonight in the executive dining room, we'll be serving a variety of rare and exquisite foods from various worlds. Afterwards, we'll be offereing a complementary stomach pumping in the infirmary on Deck 19. Enjoy!"

[Chickenman 9]

This is your new captain Donny Osmond speaking...

[CorSec 5]

"Yeah, the Emperor is a jerk."

"I know dude...I was all like 'hey' and he's all like 'die'....and then he choked me man."

"No way dude."

"Hey....uh...dude...is this thing on?"

[Chickenman 9]

:lol: Nice....

[Andy 60]

"During your travel, we remind you that the Imperial Navy is not responsible for any injury or death caused by the negligence of our crew.

We will now continue to navigate our way through the Vergesso Asteroid Field."

[Chickenman 9]

This is your captain speaking. If you look to your right, you will see Dantooine, such a peacefull planet, And if you look to your left you can see the famous Rogue Squadron!

*Multiple Explosions*

*Static*

[Bushy 0]

"You mean this button here?"

"No you idiot, the self-destruct button is red. That one is blue!"

"Oh, whoopsie."

[TheUnknown 39]

"ATTENTION: Due to the extreme prices of cable TV, only episodes of Dora the Explorer will be shown."

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

"All right everyone. Time for the HOKEY POKEY!!"