Things you dont want to hear over the Star Destroyer PA

[Drake 53]

Oh...the translation for the first one is "I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver." :p

[Ender 8]

There's a site where you can encode and decode binary... here it is.

http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php

[Andy 60]

Heh, that's the site I used here once before... It just ended up being a conversation about the uses for binary and different types of code... :roll:

[Captain Keyes 0]

"Due to a close encounter with a black hole, our hyperdrive has deposited us in the Epsilon Eridani system. If you look to the left, you will see a large number of MAC shells and missiles coming our way. If you look to the right, you will see about three hundred plasma torpedoes."

*sound of explosive decompression as Covenant battleships beam cannon hulls ISD*

[CorSec 5]

Janson stole that link from me I tell ye...in the Cantina a few weeks ago, we had a little Binary fad :p

[Andy 60]

You must have stolen it from here

heh, actually I think our binary topic was before your time.

[Ender 8]

Hey Keyes, good to have another Halo fan around...

[Captain Keyes 0]

Hey Keyes, good to have another Halo fan around...

You can never have too many Halo fans.

[CorSec 5]

I actually believe one is too many :wink:

[Ender 8]

ewok you, CorSec.

[Andy 60]

Tut tut, Janson. Tripping the language filter, there.

[Ender 8]

Sorry...

"Crewmen, you'll notice the large amounts of Flood overrunning the ship... dont worry, they'll just take over your body and convult it into strange positions. But think of it this way: They're cute little parasitic life-forms, arent they?"

[Drake 53]

"Everyone remember to exhale...you'll live a few seconds longer in the vacuum."

[CorSec 5]

"We have seemed to have warped to some sort of strange alternate reality...and there is a large "Cube"-like vessel approaching....we shall send in the Captain and 50 officers armed with nothing but stun batons to investigate..."

[Andy 60]

hehe

[TheUnknown 39]

Attention everyone: Tonight is nude conga line night and the Emporer is leading. Everyone is required to attend and join.

[Andy 60]

*shudders*

I did NOT need that mental image, Unknown...

[Ender 8]

Oh god, that was just WRONG

[CorSec 5]

:lol: Hilarious Unknown

[Drake 53]

"Uh....it would appear that the 50 crewmembers made it back from the cube vessel...except they seem to be covered in machine-like protrusions. Uh oh...wait! *sounds of struggle* No, I will not be assimilated! *more struggle and a scream* Oh....god...." *PA goes dead*

[Ender 8]

I will not answer... no I will not lose my temper...

*Blows a huge hole in the wall with his new E-wing made gun*

Much better...

[Drake 53]

:lol:

[CorSec 5]

*PA goes back online*

"Resistance is futile. Proceed to Dining Hall 3 for processing"

[Ender 8]

"Resistance is not futile. My lightsaber will go through you like a knife through warm butter"

[Andy 60]

"Who is this on the PA system taking about lightsabers and butter?"