Things you dont want to hear over the Star Destroyer PA

[GI_Admiral 2]

ROFL!

[Chickenman 9]

Okay guys, I'm thinking maybe we should lay off the gay sex jokes for a bit? We don't want to target a group. *shrug*

Edited April 24, 2006 by Chickenman

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

yeah, i was thinking the same thing. so anyway:

"And now for my Lord Vader impression....oh, er....hi Lord Vader.....*choking and gurgling noises*

[TheUnknown 39]

[Voices from the pilots, mellowly] "He man this spice is some good sith."

[Princess 35]

Sorry everyone, our Medical Officer pissed off Lord Vader, so anyone needing medical attention, please see Rankie, the friendly Rancor

[TheUnknown 39]

Kevorkian would be a better name for him!

[Bad furday 57]

*officer*

"Jam their transmissions!"

*techie*

"Right away sir!"

*a pause, and two officers sing in Bob Marley impersonation*

"We jammin' we jammin' We jammin' we jammin' We jammin' we jammin'

We jammin' we jammin' I hope you like jammin' too!..."

:lomin:

[TheUnknown 39]

Our reactor will meltdown shortly. The radiation will turn everyone into glowing globs of goo. Also, as our power source is dead, no one will be able to open the bay doors to escape. But I have good news. I just saved a bunch of money on my TIE fighter insurance by switching to Geico.

[Rebel_Ghost 0]

:eek: :puke:

[Jake Durron 23]

first off

Girl: "Hey!"

Vader: What?

Girl: What's this button do....

Vader: DON'T TOUCH THAT!!

WARNING SELF DISTRUCTION INITIATED, TEN SECONDS TO EXPLOSION *klaxons*

Vader: ARGH PADME!

Padme: What?

Vader: TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!!

Padme: Only if you promise me you'll eat your veggies and stop this vader business.

Vader: ....

WARNING 2 SECONDS TO EXPLOSION

Vader: OK OK OK TURN IT OFF!!!

Padme: Um... the button's jammed....

BOOM!!!

[Da Doom guy 0]

Officer:"You know what?"

Officer 2:"What?"

Officer:"I Hate the Emperor! all we get is meager pay and a a cot to sleep in!"

*Soldiers gasp*

Officer:"Wait... is this... turned off?... Oh Sith"

[TheUnknown 39]

:lol:

Reminds me of that commercial where they're in a conference call being complimented by their boss when the woman hits the mute button and lays into the boss, only to find out the button is broken.

[Rebel_Ghost 0]

:rofl: :lomin:

[Winters 0]

"Ahhem... Attention everyone; at the moment, we are experencing a transition in government style. That happening, we kindly ask everyone to stand away from any weapons and turbo-lasers, and everyone who supports Jacen, forgive me, Darth Caedus, move to the right of the Star Destroyer, everyone who supports Admiral Niathal, move to the left. Thank you and support the proper government Darth *blaster shot*"

*Feedback noises*

"Support Admir-" *many blaster shots*

Edited February 27, 2008 by Winters

[Drake 53]

Niathal? :p

[Winters 0]

There... edited for proper spelling...

[Andy 60]

Pssh, whoever cared about speelign?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

he's new. give it time and he won't care either. :p

[Rogue 4]

It's Drake's fault. He's a good influence.

[Drake 53]

Lies! Slander!

[Winters 0]

It's Drake's fault. He's a good influence.

I was going to question this myself...

Lies! Slander!

Then he does it for me... And you say he's a good influence... BAH! I SAY! BAH!!!

[Winters 0]

*over PA, Wagner's Ride of the Walkyries*

[Jake Durron 23]

:lol:

"Hey, what's that?"

"I dunno, I got it off that last planet we stopped at... it plays music."

"Really whatcha listening to?"

"I dunno, its some of their local s***... it grows on you."

"Well, lets hear it...."

"OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!!! I PLAYED WITH YOU'RE H... *Crackle*

"Lord Vader!"

"gurgles....."

Edited April 17, 2008 by Makia Durron

[Darth Bane 0]

^:rofl:

[Darth Bane 0]

"Attention crew, Palpatine is requesting a sponge bath" :puke: