Worst things to do when Vader hates you

[Andy 60]

hehe

[Pandora 77]

But that defeats the purpose...

[Ender 8]

Hehe... yes.. this is good.

[CorSec 5]

Grease the floors of his chambers..and watch him slide around while bumping into walls and couches...and desks....heh...

[Rogue 4]

Forge a love letter to captain Needa in his name :rofl:

[JainaSolo;)* 0]

:rofl:

Replace his boots with those roller-tennis shoes and then "trip" him as he walks into the mess area, sing Mr. Robato *badly* everytime he walks by, disassemble his lightsaber and affix it to his helmet, and then replace all his clothes with neon pink polka-dotted spandex material.

(hey, I love Styx, please stop bashing. The only way they're bad is when you sing them bad).

[Rogue 4]

When he's sleeping, put shaving cream all over his helmet.

[Andy 60]

lol

Paint over his eyehole thingies. :D

[Rogue 4]

Glue feathers to his cape, and a beak to his helmet! :lol:

[Andy 60]

:lol:

At a medical centre, inform him that there seems to be a problem with the X-rays you just took.

[Chickenman 9]

Tell him that talking about sand isn't the best pickup line.

Then again....I haven't tried it.... ;)

[Ender 8]

Tell him he has dandruff and needs to stop wearing black if he wants to keep a good image

[Andy 60]

Pose as an Alliance recruiter and try to get him to sign up.

[CorSec 5]

Tell him black really doesn't make you appear slim as popularly believed.

[Chickenman 9]

Tell him pink is the new black.

[Andy 60]

Tell him that he got chewing gum stuck on his cloak from one of the shuttle seats.

[Mickey 1]

Tell him that you miss that Anakin guy ... he was fox

[Andy 60]

Refer to him as "Dark Lord Ani"

[Mickey 1]

walk up dressed as hobo, toting a spray bottle and a rag. Then proceed to clean his facemask

[thecrazymandowntheroad 0]

Stand next to Vader with index finger just off shoulder. "I'm not touching you.."

[Gummy_n_Squiggles 0]

stand next to vader and say during light speed "are we there yet" over and over again.

[thecrazymandowntheroad 0]

Ask why he wants to steal Christmas

[Gummy_n_Squiggles 0]

poke the eye socket things on his helmet and say "can you see out of them?"

Edited January 16, 2005 by Gummy_n_Squiggles

[thecrazymandowntheroad 0]

Hang kick me sign on back.

[Mickey 1]

urinate on him