Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Pandora 77]

Because small minds are easily amused, beeurd.

Why does my dog choose to start barking to go outside at the best part of the movie?

[Andy 60]

Because he can't speak English.

Why aren't I asleep?

[Pandora 77]

Because sleeping would be the LOGICAL thing to do at 2 am.

Why do mosquitoes enjoy eating me alive?

[TheUnknown 39]

Because they're really alcoholics and you're easier to get to than a can.

Why do trains choose to run at 4 AM around here?

[Ender 8]

They live by the saying, "Early bird gets the worm"

Why does Princess think that my PC sucks, when it actually owns?

[Pandora 77]

It's all part of her plan to drive you nuts and get on your nerves.

What would Janson do if his computer decided it didn't want to "own" anymore and sold... whatever it is it "owns"?

[Ender 8]

*Sigh* You have much to learn, Pod.

Then I'd be doomed.

What would you do if I murdered this smiley?

:snipersmile: :hippy:

[Pandora 77]

Celebrate.

Why is Pod such a b***h today?

[Bad furday 57]

Because she's furious with anger

Why is my little bro obsessed with the Sims?

[Pandora 77]

Because the Sims are trying to take over the world and enslave the entire population! Run away!!!

Why is it so much fun to throw things at Beeurd's head? :wink:

[Ender 8]

Because it's a nice, big target

Who hates Pod spreeing?

[Pandora 77]

everyone but me.

Why is Beeurd so fun to pick on?

[Princess 35]

Because he's easy.

Why does my head hurt?

[Pandora 77]

because you whacked it against something.

What did Princess whack her head against?

[Princess 35]

Because it's a weapon that actually makes sense

Why am I bumping all these old threads?

[Drake 53]

Because you have no chance for ever having a life.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Ender 8]

A lot.

Why do all these people keep interrupting me?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because it's fun to make you mad

how can it be 60 degrees one day, and 20 the next?

[chozen 1]

It's called weather.

How can a man be right if he's christian, but wrong if he's muslim?

[Chickenman 9]

because he's skitzophrenic?

How can man be right if he's conservative, but left if he's liebral?

[Roethlisberger 0]

Because he simply is never right.

Why do people run from me?

[Chickenman 9]

because your scary

Could Chewie chucke a wood chucking woodchuck of...yeah

Edited March 9, 2004 by Chickenman

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

sure. why not?

why must i have the crappy classes spread out over two days instead of all at once?

[Roethlisberger 0]

Because if it was all at once, you wouldn't be able to handle it.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow? :p

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

French or English? but it doesn't matter either way.

why?