Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Mara 29]

Just because. ; )

Why do cars have four wheels?

[Roethlisberger 0]

Because anything more would be overkill

Got any grapes?

[Ender 8]

Sure. *Gives him poisonous grapes*

Why is my sister such a bith?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because that's the way sisters are

why is school so dumb?

[Roethlisberger 0]

Are you sure it's the school who's dumb?

Why must you insist on doing everything wrong?

Edited March 12, 2004 by Fett the Escapist

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because the right way is no fun

why are men so hard headed?

[Chickenman 9]

Ever seen those mountain goats that smash into each others' heads to attract mates? There's your answer.

Why am I so dashingly handsom?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

cuz there's a picture of George Clooney taped to your mirror.

why is it snowing in March?

[Chickenman 9]

*Prays for a snow day tomorrow*

Cause I said so!

Why do I have myself confused with George Clooney?

[Roethlisberger 0]

Because you are really messed up.

Who are you talking to?

[Chickenman 9]

My imaginary friend Mark.

What brought that question up?

[Andy 60]

Fett did.

Why do I have no money?

[Bad furday 57]

because you spent it at that club.

Why am I overly eager to go to NYC tomorrow?

[General Dk Blu 0]

Because you are easily amused.

Tell me why I have NO time anymore?

[Andy 60]

Because I stole it all! Bwahahaha! :twisted:

Uhh... Why do I keep forgetting about the Weekly Poll?

[Chickenman 9]

You don't, you just think you do.

Why is Linkin Park such a good band?

[Ender 8]

1. Because they're not. Some of their stuff is ok, but they're not the best.

2. I have no clue.

Why havent I had a Guiness yet, and it's St. Patrick's Day?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

cuz you're underage

why can't pointe shoe makers make DECENT shoes that don't die after ONE class?

[Roethlisberger 0]

Because they know you'll just keep on coming back and buying different shoes as soon as possible.

Do all philosophers have "S" or "P" in their names?

[Ender 8]

Yes.

Why is my school so screwed up?

[Andy 60]

It's in international education laws. I think.

Why can't Ender speel Guinness?

[Rogue 4]

Because he's not really Irish, just a secret agent placed here under the guise of one.

Why the hell am I still single?

[Ender 8]

Why are you asking me?

Why do I enjoy tormenting Chickenman so much?

[Andy 60]

I dunno, probabyl the same reason you like flirting with Rogue.

Uhh... Why is paper so thin?

[Ender 8]

*Shoots Beeurd* That's why.

Why did I create this thread?