Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Brumak 2]

Because Doom 3 eats it alive...and Quake 1 was the best.

Why did the original Doom kick so much ass?

[Andy 60]

Because I invented it. Perhaps.

Why hasn't Kingdom Hearts 2 come out yet? :(

[Insyana 0]

Because I invented it. Perhaps.

Why am I so lazeee?

[Andy 60]

You don't know the meaning of the word lazy. And I can't be bothered to explain it.

Why do I keep forgetting to buy Cadbury Creme Eggs!?

[Brumak 2]

Because the Easter Bunny hates you.

Why do I only get 5 hours of sleep?

[Sticks 1]

Cuz you don't sleep longer.

Why is the color pink hated so much?

[Andy 60]

Because it's so girly and bleugh. *shudder*

What is the square root of the total number of humans that have ever lived, divided by the amount of planets in the solar system?

[Sticks 1]

Negative 26 1/2 blueberries.

Why do mothers call their kids so much?

[Brumak 2]

So they can run up your phone bill.

When will we find intelligent life on Earth (besides GB, of course)?

[Tsl 7]

Never. It doesn't exist, and especially not on GB!

How come ebay only lets you search curtain lengh categories?!

[Sticks 1]

Cuz you typed it in wrong.

Who invented water?

[Ayingel 24]

the same people who built the pyramids.

wait...who built the pyramids anyway?

[Tsl 7]

Little green men from Uranus.

How come ginger ale has neither ginger nor ale in it?

[Sticks 1]

It does. You just don't know it.

Does true love exist?

[Ayingel 24]

only if truth and love can go hand in hand

what's in those blue gelly icepacks?

[Sticks 1]

blueberry jelly.

Where does Weird Al get his inspiration?

[Ayingel 24]

he's weird al. he is his own inspiration.

why is tomato soup red?

[Princess 35]

Because wouldn't it look weird if it was purple?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Ayingel 24]

a wood chuch could chuck just as much as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

who ate my banana?

[Sticks 1]

*hides a peel behind her back and points* He did

Why does it seem like only stupid people are breeding?

[Darth Paladin 0]

You mean they aren't the only ones?

Why can I not get up in the mornings?

[Ayingel 24]

maybe if you stopped taking the sleeping pills at 6 am, you'd be able to wake up.

why does the sun burn the retinas?

[Andy 60]

It's hot.

Why is glue sticky?

[Rogue 4]

you see, this crazy alien race called the Glu lived on a world called Ue. When Ue had this giant nuclear war it sent them flying towardds their sun and they started to sweat this gooey goo that we now call Glue.

Why is it below 0 for a week and then like summer out the next? What kind of crazy winter is this?!

[Ayingel 24]

it's called el nino.

would you believe me if i told you i knew a man from san jose?