Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Ayingel 24]

Football? I heard it was cricket.

Why is it that every time I buy something delicious, I'm not hungry?

[Princess 35]

Because your stomach hates you?

Why is it so hot?

[Ayingel 24]

Because you're in an oven.

Why can't I have more fun?

[Jake Durron 23]

Because you live in Minnesota.

Why can't I hold my everclear better?

[Andy 60]

Because you're such a lightweight.

Why do the job centre not understand when I say I want to be paid for playing on Facebook and Twitter all day?

[Jake Durron 23]

cause they don't speak Beeurd.

Why does 8 shots of everclear = me being a lightweight?

Edited June 5, 2011 by Makia Jake Durron

[Ayingel 24]

Because B can take 20.

When did it become sunrise?

[Andy 60]

When the sun rose.

Why won't my cold go away?

[Princess 35]

Because you live in England

Why am I still so sleepy?

[Mirax 3]

Cause you haven't gotten rid of the sandman's sand.

Why does everything have to be so damn difficult?

[Princess 35]

Because if it weren't easy, it wouldn't be called life

Why do dog farts stink so freaking much?

[Ayingel 24]

Because the little mini puppies in their tummies all fart at once.

When will I be a big girl?

[Pandora 77]

When you outgrow your tooth brush.

Why are old people so freaking batty?

[TheUnknown 39]

Because they're made out of bats.

Why do shows I like get cancelled?

[Jake Durron 23]

Because the networks wish your unhappiness *what shows?*

Why must the roommates have ferrets that they won't take care of?

Edited July 8, 2011 by Jake Durron

[Tsl 7]

Because they enjoy the stench of ferret corpse.

Why is it so danged hot?

[Ayingel 24]

Because Satan popped in to say "hi."

When will Neil Patrick Harris come and see me?

[James the Defender 7]

In about seven and three quarters years.

Why didn't I know about the healing properties of the American Linden tree before today?

[Princess 35]

Because it's a surprise.

Why am I so nervous about starting this new job?

[Pandora 77]

Because you might forget your pants.

Why are beagles so irritating?

[TheUnknown 39]

Because you asked them to be.

Why is it so ewoking hot?

[Ayingel 24]

Because the ewoks are cooking.

Why did I eat so much?

[Pandora 77]

Because you were thirsty.

How did I get so awesome? :p

[James the Defender 7]

By using the same shampoo I do.

Why is paisley so incredible?

[Pandora 77]

Because it's worn by rhinestone cowboys.

Why do more people pay to park in the parking garage when it's raining and parking there does not decrease the amount of time one spends out of the vehicle and in the rain?