Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Ayingel 24]

Because their cars will melt if left in the rain for too long.

How come I can't quit pizza?

[Pandora 77]

Have you HAD pizza?!?!?

Why am I reading articles from 1959?

[James the Defender 7]

Because last year's information is still current.

America runs on what?

[Princess 35]

COFFEE!!!!

Why do I keep putting myself through these long days?

[James the Defender 7]

Because long nights are even more tiring.

Why must it be so long before the beer I want is released?

[Pandora 77]

Because it had to do hard time.

How did I forget toilet paper at the grocery store?

[Ayingel 24]

Because it was relevant to a conversation elsewhere on this board.

Why does Facebook have to change D:?

[TheUnknown 39]

Because the Obama Administration is running it.

Why do my students keep confusing sedation and sedition?

[Pandora 77]

Because they thought they were taking my class.

Why does that FedEx truck sound like a wounded dog?

[Andy 60]

Due to the environmental initiative FedEx are undertaking where they replace the engine with a giant hamster wheel and put dogs in them to power the vehicle. Unfortunately sometimes the dogs trip and get spun around the wheel and injured, resulting in those strange noises.

Whose arse do I have to kiss to get a job these days?

Edited September 21, 2011 by beeurd

[Ayingel 24]

Pod's.

Why do job want experience, but won't hire you to get experience?

[Pandora 77]

Because that'd be too much like right.

Why do people ask to be called, and then yell at you when you call them?

[James the Defender 7]

Because they have multiple personalities.

Why do transmissions wear out?

[Ayingel 24]

Because they get sick of the message they're sending.

Why can't I find the motivation to go to the gym again today?

[Pandora 77]

Because the gym should be coming to you.

Why?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

Pinapples.

How did it become my job to get hubby's new job bloodwork set up?

[Pandora 77]

Because you're the better dancer.

Why do they call it "tea."

[Ayingel 24]

Because they would have called it Peye (with a silent y) but that was too close to pee.

Why is it wrong to call an old person curmudgeonly to their face?

[Pandora 77]

Because "crotchety" is more socially acceptable.

What is the difference between a raven and a writing desk?

[Bad furday 57]

One has crow's feet, the other causes crow's feet.

If you ask a question that has no answer, is it really a question?

[James the Defender 7]

It's not philosophy if it has an answer not.

Which is worse: a double entendre or a double negative?

[Pandora 77]

A single positive.

Why are we here?

[Ayingel 24]

Because Andy was bored one day.

Did that sound creepy?

[Pandora 77]

It would if you said it with a Russian accent.

Why is this the only active thread?

[James the Defender 7]

Because steaks are tasty!

Why did I do a health fair tonight?