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Pandora

Because salads are a nasty habit and difficult to break, but it is best that you let the romaine go by the wayside.

Bazinga?

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Drake

You can try, but you'll never catch me. Bazinga!

Where are my pants?

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Princess

In Furday's apartment

Why do I feel so guilty having a snack while watching The Biggest Loser?

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James the Defender

Because you know they can't enjoy your snack's deliciousness, which makes them Losers.

Why is my puppy allergic to everything?

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Princess

Because it requires sniffing everything.

Why does my foot hurt so bad?

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TheUnknown

Because it hates you.

Why can't I sleep?

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Princess

You drink too much warm milk

Why is it snowing again?

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Radioactive Isotope

Because it's February.

Why?

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Pandora

Tuesday.

When did dumb become the new smart?

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Princess

Because we have a generation of spoiled people who can't be forced to learn.

Why does my dog enjoy gutting each of her toys?

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Pandora

Because they stole her soup.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

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Ayingel

They went with all the knights.

Did you take the cookies??

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Pandora

No, I took the elevator.

What's that noise?

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Radioactive Isotope

My dog tracking a rabbit. Probably,

I was going to do something. What was it?

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James the Defender

Eat sixteen cans of SPAM.

Why are vet visits so expensive?

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Pandora

Because chihuahuas are big.

Where in the world is Carl San Francisco?

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James the Defender

San Diego.

Why is bacon yummy?

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Pandora

Because it's made from grass.

Why do bass guitarists pick the awesomest music?

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James the Defender

Because they have exquisite taste.

Why do so many people want money from me?

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Princess

Because they have an addiction to Cheez-its

Why am I so hungry?

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James the Defender

Because you ate Chinese food ten minutes ago.

Why does one get hungry after eating Chinese food?

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Princess

It's the cat meat.

Why does my dog have an obsession with licking ears?

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Pandora

She likes the taste of lemons.

Why did I drink that energy drink???

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Princess

Because someone triple dog dared you

What is the meaning of life?

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Pandora

Coffee.

What are these bubbles in my mug?

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