Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Ana 15]

Because there aren't any anymore, thanks to Ronald Reagan.

What are bullets made of?

[E-wing 3]

Shuff that will kill you.

Why is the TV call the idiot box?

[Ana 15]

Because box-that-reassembles-tiny-pixels-being-broadcasted-over-satellites-and-through-cables is too long.

Why don't I have a video iPod?

[E-wing 3]

everyone you know is to cheap to buy you one.

Why do i love to cook so much?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because you love to eat

why is it that if you have the 196 box of crayons, you are uber awesome?

[Princess 35]

Because it means that you now have 25 shades of red

Why do we need 25 shades of red?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because 24 wasn't enough

why can't my state decide what season it wants to be?

[E-wing 3]

Your state is a woman.

Do you think the women of GB will realize i was jokeing or just kill me for that last comment?

[Andy 60]

They'll kill you you first, then think about it afterwards.

Why do I think I just set myself up for the same fate as E-wing there? :p

[Princess 35]

*kills Ewing and beeurd*

What do you guys think?

[Andy 60]

I think: Ouch.

I'm guessing E-wing thinks the same?

[Brumak 2]

I don't know are you guessing?

Why do I have the feeling maybe I shouldn't have stepped into this :p

[GI_Admiral 2]

Because guys support each other.

Why do us Male GB members do this to ourselves?

[Brumak 2]

Because it's what we do...

Why is the intro music for Metal Gear: Solid so damn cool?

[Link 3]

it isn't. it's the munchkins in your head.

why is vice so obsessed with straws???

[Brumak 2]

Because!!!! That's the only answer you need.

Why does it matter that I like straws so much O_o

[Link 3]

because its creepy.

why are we still on about straws??

[Brumak 2]

Because you questioned of/about them

Why the hell am I still awake...

Edited February 25, 2006 by V!?

[Sticks 1]

Cuz you haven't gone to sleep yet.

Will I make it through the army's basic training?

[Mara 29]

No.

Will my paper be 1200 words, or will I go over?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

probably over

why don't vending machines take pennies?

[Mara 29]

(( 1275 words ))

Because pennies are the bane of the economy.

Why are pennies copper and other coins are silver?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

((oh, i win! ))

because copper's cheaper

why does my physics teacher make us do busy work?

[Mara 29]

((yay for you! ))

Because that's all physics is, it's not a real science.

How can I get a guy to know that I'm interested in him without actually saying so?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

it's simple: eye contact. smile flirtishly. look away. repeat.

why can't i just sleep?