Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Princess 35]

Because he's found your spice stash.

But why is all the rum gone?

[Pandora 77]

Because the rum is always gone.

Should I have rice or noodles?

[Princess 35]

Depends.

Which one can be made in the microwave so that you don't ignite water again?

[Pandora 77]

Your mom.

Why should Prin bite me?

[Bad furday 57]

Because apparently, you set water on fire!

Isn't putting up with a co-worker's absolute jerky scumbag of a husband once a year a small price to pay, when attending the company holiday party?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

Depends on how much booze one is able to consume.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the beaver keeps stealing the wood?

[Jake Durron 23]

Less than if that beaver kept his paws to himself!

If its Goose and Geese why are Moose not Meese?

Edited January 11, 2011 by Makia Durron

[Ayingel 24]

Because the mice would be jealous.

What if John Hancock hadn't had such a ridiculous signature?

[Pandora 77]

More people could have signed the Declaration of Independence.

Where was everyone yesterday?

[Princess 35]

They were making snow angels

Why is my car acting up?

[Pandora 77]

Because, Ricky, she wants to be in the show!

Who are "they"?

[Jake Durron 23]

Squirrels...

If Heaven is the opposite of hell, why do people not get buried in snowsuits?

[Princess 35]

Because snowsuits are too bulky

Why does my leg always feel so weak after physical therapy?

[Ayingel 24]

Because your therapist makes you weak in the knees!

Who took my motherboard?

[Princess 35]

The lolcatz.

When is the snow going to stop?

[Jake Durron 23]

when we kill the groundhogs.

why do mice exist?

[Pandora 77]

So that snakes can eat.

Why is there a hole in my tequila glass???

[Princess 35]

To keep you from getting uber drunk

Did I just ruin my wool sweater by accidently washing it in warm water?

[Ayingel 24]

No, but throwing it in the drier didn't seem to help!

Who's in charge around here, anyway?

[Ana 15]

Whoever survives the Battle Royale.

Why is the American medical system so messed up?

[Princess 35]

Because insurance companies are the true death panels

Why?

[Pandora 77]

Bacon. It's the reason vegitarians give up.

Is it just me, or is that brimstone I smell?

[Ayingel 24]

No, I think someone left the eggs out too long.

Why do I have no motivation to go to the grocery store?

[Pandora 77]

Because you really want Chinese food.

Why do my cats make me feel guilty for leaving everyday?

[Princess 35]

Because they're actually your supreme overlords

What's the big deal with that football game thing today