Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Pandora 77]

Because your teachers are Nazis.

Why is all MY summer reading boring crap?

[Sticks 1]

Um...ur teachers ran outta book and had to resort to...crap?

Why don't I have summer reading assignments?

[Ender 8]

Because you're really lucky

How did Orson Scott Card make Ender's Game so good?

[Sticks 1]

Dunno...good question

Why is the earth square?

[Princess 35]

Because oval was already taken

Why am I taking summer classes?

[Sticks 1]

Bcuz yout brain has been taken over by evil aleins

Why is dial-up so slow?

[Princess 35]

Because the dial has to move uphill.

Why can't I sleep?

[chozen 1]

Insomnia.

Why do I keep on having these great dreams? :p

[Bad furday 57]

Playboy.

Why does looking at the sun make everyone sneeze?

[chozen 1]

(( No, not that...Plus I have the internet...Meaning I stopped sub-scribing years ago.. ))

The answer is yes..

Why didn't I read the question...

[Princess 35]

Because you're a freak

How do fish breathe underwater?

[chozen 1]

((That wasn't a question fool!!! ))

They don't...

Why is she chasing me around the board whipping me?

[Sticks 1]

Bcuz ur a bad boy and need the whipping

Why does crap smell so bad?

[chozen 1]

Because it just does...

Why do you moan about it?

[Sticks 1]

You would too if you were covered in it.

Why exactly are you running from Princess who's whipping you?

[chozen 1]

Because she is whipping me..I don't know why...

Why do you ask?

[Sticks 1]

Just popped into my mind

How come there isn't an evil-grinning smiley?

[Andy 60]

:twisted:

That answer your question?

[chozen 1]

I like.. :evil:

[Sticks 1]

No, lol, I can't find it! All I see is the one Chozen just used

Where did that come from anywho?

[Ender 8]

From Evil-Smile Land

How did Orson Scott Card write the best book ever when he wrote Ender's Game?

[Rogue 4]

He didn't, he paid someone else to!

Am I a fool if I'm in love?

[Bad furday 57]

Stop being philosophical Rogue and have some chocolate!

Why do angry folks sound like a Mack truck in low gear?

[Chickenman 9]

When they're angry, their throat closes up, making the said sound.

Why do Refigerator Magnets stick to the freezer?

[Andy 60]

Magic!

Why do I have to work at McDonalds?