Things you'd like to say at work but can't

[Princess 35]

I see your point but I still think you're full of sith.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be?....

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

[Ender 8]

NICE Princess!

"What? Where? A good plan? I want to see it!"

[Andy 60]

Ooh, I can add to that...

- Look, I'm not here to run to your every need. Just take your bloody food and get the hell oput of here.

- If you don't want pickles just pick them off yourself for god's sake!

- For the last time, you stupid bith, we don't do a large breakfast.

- If you don't like the place why do you come here every day? Simply to complain about everything, because that's all you do!?!?

- Sauces are 5p each. If you don't like it, go somewhere else. I won't give you one for free, because I like watching you suffer. Bwahaha!

[Drake 53]

The one that Princess put...that was a funny email.

[CorSec 5]

Yeah...I laughed..

[Andy 60]

83 degree heat and a busy day at work do not work well together when I am around...

I had this awkward customer who was messing me about, then when I finally added everything in she changed her mind again, so I said, "Okay, I'll have to go and a manager to change that for you now" And she called ME stupid!

So that just tripped my temper, and I said: "You're the one that just changed your bloody order a million times!"

[chozen 1]

Beeurd take your time...For about minutes..Then serve the food, so they can't get it free.

[Andy 60]

I was on Drive Thru 1...

[chozen 1]

So? Does that change anything? ;)

[Andy 60]

Yeah, I only take their order, not spit- Uh, give them their food.

[Ender 8]

heheh...

[chozen 1]

Lol, I knew that they did that...

[Andy 60]

Well, actually, I've never seen anyone do it. They wouldn't get away with it anyway.

[chozen 1]

Now Burger King...Ya ever wondered why their food tastes so good? :p

[Andy 60]

I'm not really into fast food... The only reason I eat McDonalds is because I get a staff discount, lol.

[Rogue 4]

Yeah, I only take their order, not spit- Uh, give them their food.

*cracks up*

[Bad furday 57]

heh..if that's the case, I'll make sure to eat elsewhere! Maybe....McDonald's archless arch-nemisis, Burger King! :p

[chozen 1]

:lol: *Reads back a page..*

[TheUnknown 39]

I just realized this was supposed to be things at work. I am currently unemployed, so nevermind.

[CorSec 5]

Umm...Unknown?

[TheUnknown 39]

lol...sorry, got carried away

[CorSec 5]

Uhhh...Yeah....Whatever the hell your talking about...

[Andy 60]

lol

[CorSec 5]

It was too damn random for me..

[Princess 35]

Give me a beer and I won't write you up.