Pandora 77 Posted February 9, 2012 *pops up behind Ewing* Whatcha got?!?! *reaches for the sheet* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E-wing 3 Posted February 10, 2012 NOTHING! NOTHING!!! DEFIANTLY NOT A GIANT MAGIC SQUIRREL WITH A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted February 10, 2012 What??? Dangerous giant rodent??? Lemme see! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted February 11, 2012 *tugs sincerely at the sheet* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E-wing 3 Posted February 12, 2012 *the sheet falls away to reveal a bear sized squirrel that lunges at the cage bars trying to get at the tasty looking people in front of him* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted February 13, 2012 D'awww. He's cute! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted February 13, 2012 WANT!!! *shoves E-wing out of the way and grabs the cage* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted February 14, 2012 What should we call him?? Chestnut? Peanut? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted February 14, 2012 *pops in* Albert! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted February 14, 2012 That is not bad... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted February 14, 2012 PEANUT!!!!! Hang on, I'll get Fluffy to bring up a couple prisoners and help train him! *runs off* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E-wing 3 Posted February 16, 2012 well they didn't kill him... that's good... I think Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted February 16, 2012 *comes back with Fluffy, who's dragging a handful of grimey prisoners by a chain. Holds up a large, complicated-looking harness.* Here, Prin, help me untangle this thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted February 16, 2012 Okay. Where's the end of that thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted February 17, 2012 Uhh... *looks around, suddenly bends down and picks up a strap with a buckle on the end* Here it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted February 17, 2012 Okay, i think i see a loop for it to go through Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E-wing 3 Posted February 17, 2012 Oh for the love of the Force! *snaps his fingers and the harness disappears from there hands and reappears perfectly setup on the squirrel* Will that be all today or do you want something else.... I just got a new shipment of voodoo dolls in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted February 17, 2012 Fluffy, hold the prisoners, they're going to try to run. *hooks a leash to the harness* Okay, Peanut, time to meet your new home Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted February 18, 2012 Ah! Perfect! Thank you, Ewing! As a matter of fact, I will take some of those voodoo dolls. *counts on her fingers for a minute* Say... 250? *passes him a credit card* Can you have them shipped to my apartment? *reaches out and snags a prisoner by the hair that was trying to run* And where do you think you're going? If you don't want a quick death, that's fine, we can go back to your cell and play with my new fillet knife. Your call. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E-wing 3 Posted February 18, 2012 No problem..... oh and if your slaves are giving you trouble could I recommend the "Evil Presence" spell stone of the 4th Overlord... It's a little pricey but it is the ultimate in evil domination Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted February 18, 2012 Nah, they're no trouble. *kicks the one that tried to run* But if they'd just accept their doom and embrace it, my life would be a) easier, and b) boring. *shrugs* Whatcha gonna do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
