Princess 35 Posted June 24, 2003 With our track record, this seems to make sense. Yes, I run both the Med Center and the VS Med Bay, but I can't be here all the time, so I'm going to teach you enough to save each other when I'm not around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 24, 2003 :rof: Good idea. We can uh... get a little violent... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted June 24, 2003 That's a bit of an understatement Pod. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 24, 2003 Yeah, considering Isard just saw daylight... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted June 24, 2003 oooo....First Aid...are those sorta like Band-Aids? :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 24, 2003 Close, but no tomato. Try again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted June 25, 2003 Yes tomato! *throws tomato at Pod* :splat: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 25, 2003 OOWWW I have tomato juice in my eye! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted June 25, 2003 Ok first lesson. Pod has something acidic in her eye, what do you do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted June 25, 2003 Either flush with water or find a base to neutralize the acid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted June 25, 2003 Flush with either clear water or physiologic saline solution for 5 minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted June 25, 2003 No, no, no! You pick the bits out with the tip of your lightsaber! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Admiral Daala 0 Posted June 25, 2003 That Beeurd might cause some more trouble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted June 25, 2003 No, no, no! You pick the bits out with the tip of your lightsaber! Beeurd! You m0r0n! You have to use an ice pick! Ice picks are much more solid and will only gouge out the eye instead of burning it....Duuuh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted June 25, 2003 No, you pinch Pod's waist and make her scream, and the sound waves will vaporise the bits of tomato in her eye! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted June 25, 2003 And the rest of our eyes for that matter :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted June 25, 2003 No, I got it! You make a really sarcastic comment, then wait for her to roll her eyes. Then, you pick them up as they roll along the desk, and swill them off in a tub of warm water. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 25, 2003 *had flushed the tomato juice out of her eyes a long time ago, and is sitting there watching them argue over what should be done* Have you reached a concensus YET? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted June 25, 2003 Quiet Pod, we're sorting this out fine by ourselves! :splat: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted June 25, 2003 *throws more tomatoes at Pod* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 25, 2003 *sends them back to him with the Force and they spletter on his face* Now, what should we do about THAT? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted June 25, 2003 Ok next problem. Someone is impaled on a steel beam, what do you do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 25, 2003 Umm... move them as little as possible? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites