Funniest things you've wrote in an exam?

[chozen 1]

Sometimes you get some stupid exams and if you don't know the answer or can't be bothered to write something sensible, do you ever write anything stupid? If so, what?

[Pandora 77]

Thank the Frce for multiple choice exams...

[chozen 1]

I loved them! I had a 1/4 chance of being write!

I remember what I wrote in a R.E exam once. They were asking "why might some people find artifical contraception wrong. What statement says this is wrong"

I totally made it up.

[Andy 60]

Hehe, I remember in my GCSE General Studies exam, there was a question about prison overcrowding. I wrote an essay on why they should bring back capital punishment to reduce prison numbers :D

[chozen 1]

:lol:

I love exams that ask for your opinion.

[Pandora 77]

LOL! :rof:

[Andy 60]

I got a grade B for it too!

[Pandora 77]

:lol:

[Sticks 1]

For our spring musical this year, we put on You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, and I played Lucy. One of the lines in a song I sang was "This is a fur tree, it's very little, but it will grow up into a giant tree, an oak, you can tell how old it is by counting its leaves", and a question on one of our Biology tests happend to ask how to find the age of a tree, so I put that. Lol, I didn't want to get the question wrong, so I put the real answer too...

[TheUnknown 39]

I love essays that I can rant on.

I usually don't put joke answers on essays/short-answer. The closest thing would be on a British Literature (:angry:) test on Romanticism () I put the characteristics to be tree hunging and pot smoking.

[Andy 60]

:lol:

[Princess 35]

I once had to give a logical explaination for an Organic Chemistry reaction and for the life of me couldn't remember the answer so on the back of the quiz I wrote a half page essay on "What is logic." Damn prof didn't give me the points and I made it sound all philisophical too

[Drake 53]

In my 20th century world history exam...there was a series of short answer questions about the Cold War. Since there were three short answer sections...I decided to give them the titles "A New War", "The Commies Strike Back", and "Return of the United Nations".

:p

[CorSec 5]

:lol:

[TheUnknown 39]

:lol:

That should give you points on the "How addicted to SW are you?"

[CorSec 5]

Hmmm....this has inspired me to have fun next symmester at exam time.. :wink:

[Princess 35]

That's a good one Drake

[Ender 8]

Hehe... exam questions. I once had a question "Who do you consider the smartest person ever?" or some such, and I put Yoda.

[chozen 1]

I like making up bible extracts in my RE exams. "Thou shall not have too much funnest"

[MsSolo 1]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned the organsm/orgasm mistake yet. I know someone who actually did that, so it's not just an educational urban legend.

The worst question i got was on an English mock exam Why are some people friends?' I ended up waffling about Ameican tv shows, pointing out that on Sister Sister most characters are black, while on Buffy most characters are white, but Clueless actually has a mix. You'd be surprised how far you can deviate form a subject and through in a single paragraph pointing out a few tenuous links to hte question. I think I also managed to mentioned Sooty and Sweep as well!

[Bad furday 57]

I remember the orgasm/organism thingy...it was on a biology test..

"Name at least two organisms that can be found in a glass of drinking water." or something like that...

I thought they said orgasm...i was like,

"Really? I'm gonna have to catch me some of those!"

Then I read the questoin correctly...

[chozen 1]

That's one way to make people drink more water... :lol:

[CorSec 5]

:lol:

[Pandora 77]

:lol:

I've heard some wierd ones from some bio lab reports last year. I think someone answered the question, "what caused the hydra to respond to introduced stimulation?" with, "the tenticle came off." The correct answer was "nerve net."

[Princess 35]

I'd like to write: I have no fricking clue what is wrong with this patient, he's just plain screwed.