Princess 35 Posted July 24, 2006 I just find a joke that says no one likes black people pretty darn inappropriate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted August 2, 2006 not sure if it's really a joke or not, but i was amused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted August 2, 2006 lol, cute Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted August 2, 2006 "My life is like a black telephone that never rings..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted August 11, 2006 The top 10 unintentionally worst company URL Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in todays world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didnt give their domain names enough consideration: 1. A site called Who Represents where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name wait for it is www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com 5. Then of course, theres the Italian Power Generator company www.powergenitalia.com 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com 7. If youre looking for computer software, theres always www.ipanywhere.com 8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com 9. Then, of course, theres these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com 10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted August 11, 2006 :rofl: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted August 11, 2006 Someone posted it in a MySpace bulletin, so I had to copy and paste it here. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted August 11, 2006 those are fun to read outloud Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted August 11, 2006 :rofl: those are all great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted August 18, 2006 "8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com" lmao it's owned by a church! my brother dared me to go to pen island. com, where i found this slogan: "Your pen is Our buisness" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted August 18, 2006 *snicker* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted August 19, 2006 :p oh...the jokes of youth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted August 21, 2006 I watched the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner last night... I couldn't stop laughing, and now I think it would be a fun thing to do to have a GBnet Roast of (insert poster here). It could be a monthly thing, all in jest and that sort of thing. Though I'm sure it would end up in the innuendo club. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted August 21, 2006 if we could keep it from escalating to a flame-war.....maybe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted August 22, 2006 But flames are fun! *pout* :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted August 22, 2006 no... fire=fun flames=not fun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted August 22, 2006 ^ what she said. fire is very fun. :twisted: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brumak 2 Posted August 22, 2006 Grr...I is angry I missed that roast. Gut-busting hilarious? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted April 21, 2008 Some anagrams you may find amusing: Dormitory = Dirty Room Desperation = A Rope Ends It The Morse Code = Here Come Dots Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z?s The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet George Bush = He bugs Gore Ronald Reagan = A darn long era Information Superhighway = Enormous, hairy pig with fan Inspire humanity, who go far New Utopia? Horrifying sham! Performance related pay = Mere end of year claptrap Alec Guinness = Genuine Class Gloria Estefan = large fat noise Stella Artois, reassuringly expensive = Pint o? lager virtually erases sexiness Motorway Service Station = I eat coronary vomit stews Ronald Wilson Reagan = A long-insane Warlord Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer The Houses of Parliament = Loonies far up the Thames Pentium Processor = Computerises porn Dame Agatha Christie = I am a right death case Irritable Bowel Syndrome = O my terrible drains below And possibly, the greatest ever anagram: "To be or not to be: that is the question, whether ?tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." = "In one of the Bard?s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted April 21, 2008 The top 10 unintentionally worst company URL Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in todays world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didnt give their domain names enough consideration: 1. A site called Who Represents where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name wait for it is www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com 5. Then of course, theres the Italian Power Generator company www.powergenitalia.com 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com 7. If youre looking for computer software, theres always www.ipanywhere.com 8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com 9. Then, of course, theres these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com 10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com :rofl: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted April 22, 2008 And possibly, the greatest ever anagram: "To be or not to be: that is the question, whether ?tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." = "In one of the Bard?s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten." Oh, that is so WIN. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
