Chickenman 9 Posted April 20, 2004 (edited) *Polishes assault rifle.* Need weapons? Look no further. I have the finest selection not discovered by the cops. Want to test out the weapon your about to purchase? Shooting range is down the hall. Want to customize your weapon? Right there in the corner is a workbench. Have fun. *Puts up sign that reads: Sidearms: Buy one, get one free.* Edited April 20, 2004 by Chickenman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted April 20, 2004 I'll take one mobile Gatling gun please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted April 21, 2004 We have a special on those...you get one of those stupid pine tree air freshners for free. Thanks for shopping at the armory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mirax 3 Posted April 21, 2004 What do you have that'll take care of my ant problem? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted April 21, 2004 Call the Orkin man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flashback-1984 0 Posted April 21, 2004 That is my store :twisted: hmm What about that big thing back there? Yeah the one with the bullets as big as my hand! yep that one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jedimaster1043 1 Posted April 21, 2004 (edited) Hey chicken man i am having a problem with my sister...have any guns that would be good Edited April 21, 2004 by jedimaster1043 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted April 21, 2004 Jedi Master-I would reccomend the "Sister Eliminator Deluxe." I fashioned it to suit my own..."needs"... :twisted: Flashback-I'm not sure, the dealer I talked to preferred we communicate as little as possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jedimaster1043 1 Posted April 21, 2004 How much does it cost :twisted: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted April 21, 2004 *wanders out without paying..cause Chicken dude never asked* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted April 21, 2004 (edited) *All the guns in the building suddenly activate and mow Corsec down.* Whoops...it seems I forgot to make you pay. Jedimaster-It costs 150 credits, but for an added 30 I'll throw in the users manual. Edited April 21, 2004 by Chickenman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted April 21, 2004 *Looks around* I have at least three of all of these... *Grabs a few addons* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 21, 2004 user manual.. pfft.. *fiddles with something.. blows up the building. With him making a special escape from all possible danger.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted April 21, 2004 Chozen...now look what you just did. Good thing I have insurance. *gets mail saying his insurance has been cancelled.* Blast. *Begins rebuilding anyway.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 21, 2004 Sorry. I feel bad.. Oh wait.. No I don't, must be food troubles with all that fish paste. *gives Chicken a bottle cap.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted April 21, 2004 *turns on the store weapons and unleashes gatling gun hell upon them, getting mowed down in the process* Fine...I'll pay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 21, 2004 Bloody Hell Al, one sec when i'm not on msn chatting and you get so impatient you log off! Tis crazy! What did you want to say? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted April 21, 2004 *they all miss him, because he configured the system to not recognize him as a target* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted April 21, 2004 Bloody Hell Al, one sec when i'm not on msn chatting and you get so impatient you log off! Tis crazy! What did you want to say? Hi Everyone else had logged off..so I got impatient...as you said...and ran away! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 21, 2004 Well get back on. I'm going to watch tv in a few so i'll need a laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted April 21, 2004 haha...so far....nah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted April 21, 2004 You lazy gobshi- eh... Too lazy to finish. So you got RA 2? Cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jedimaster1043 1 Posted April 21, 2004 *All the guns in the building suddenly activate and mow Corsec down.* Whoops...it seems I forgot to make you pay. Jedimaster-It costs 150 credits, but for an added 30 I'll throw in the users manual. Sweet a user manual...*checks wallet* *gives chicken man 180 credits* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted April 21, 2004 *puts money towards reconstruction project* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted April 21, 2004 Bloody Hell Al, one sec when i'm not on msn chatting and you get so impatient you log off! Tis crazy! What did you want to say? Hi Everyone else had logged off..so I got impatient...as you said...and ran away! But I was online... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
