Lines In Sw That Can Be Improved

[Ana 15]

((That one sounds like a quote from The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, lol. ))

Han: I'm not really interested in your pants, Threepio.

[Ayingel 24]

pants making pants...how perverse.

[Andy 60]

Boush/Leia: [i come for the bounty on these pants]

Jabba: [At last, we have the mighty pants]

[Ender 8]

Put Captain Solo in the pants hold.

[Ayingel 24]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Who's more foolish, the pants or the pants who follows him?

" " : "In my experience there's no such thing as pants."

Palpy: "Oh, I'm afraid the deflector field will be quite operational when your pants arrive."

Luke: "Your pants are your weakness."

Yoda: "I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants."

"" "": "A Jedi's strength flows from the pants."

Han: "I'm nice pants."

((sorry...couldn't resist...)

Vader: No, I am your pants!

Edited June 20, 2005 by Smurfette

[Drake 53]

This one was disturbing in JPL so...for your reading displeasure...

Yoda: Truely wonderful, the pants of a child is.

:p

[Andy 60]

*shudder*

[Ayingel 24]

Misplaced his pants Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing, how embarrasing.

*younglings laugh*

[Andy 60]

Shouldn't that be: *younglings cry* :p

[Andy 60]

Greivous: Your pants will make a fine addition to my collection.

-OR-

Greivous: Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my pants.

[Ayingel 24]

:rofl:

lmao!

[Ayingel 24]

(Anakin): You're the closest thing I have to pants.

(Obi-Wan): Then why don't you listen to me?

(Obi-Wan): Your pants are very impressive. You must be very proud.

By far a good one:

(Yoda): The pants of the dark side have fallen, begun the clone war has.

[StarWarsFan 0]

lol, thats good..ill try to think of one..

[Drake 53]

Palpatine: I will not let this pants, which has stood for a thousand years, be split in two.

[Andy 60]

thought up by my sister (the other one):

Padme: You're breaking my pants!

[Ayingel 24]

i said that already! :p

[Chickenman 9]

These are horrible...read at your own risk.

Sidous: The Republic will soon be in my pants.

Shmi: All slaves have transmitters placed inside their pants somewhere.

Anakin: I've been working on a scanner to try and locate them, but no luck.

Anakin: Jar-Jar! Stay away from those pants! If your hand gets caught in those pants, it will go numb for hours.

[Andy 60]

Sidious: This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants.

Obi-Wan: Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough...

Luke: What is it?

Obi-Wan: Your father's pants.

[Drake 53]

Leia: General Kenobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Pants Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's pants to you in person; but my pants have fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to Alderaan has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the pants of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see these pants safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Pants Kenobi; you're my only hope.

[CorSec 5]

ANAKIN: Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new pants can do that.

[SoftballJedi 0]

Luke:I'm pants, I'm here to rescue you!

[Andy 60]

ANAKIN: Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new pants can do that.

I posted that one on JPL... I was gonna post it here, you evil line-stealer :p

[Ayingel 24]

the pants listens to you, do what you command...

(((or something like that)))

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

in my opinion, pants are evil

[Andy 60]

"You must feel the pants around you"