Lines In Sw That Can Be Improved

[Tsl 7]

Luke: I'm Luke Skywalker! I'm here to pants you!

Leia: :eek:

[Andy 60]

Han: It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.

Threepio: Nobody worries about upsetting a droid.

Han: That's because a droid doesn't pull peoples pants off when they lose.

[Chickenman 9]

BAD HORNY WOOKIE!!!!!!!! :p

Edited June 27, 2005 by Chickenman

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

:rofl: that's a good one!

[Ayingel 24]

I'm not pants! I'm a person and my name is Anakin!

**lame i know...**

He is very brave. He is to be pants.

Yousa think yousa's people are gonna be pantsed?

[Chickenman 9]

Smurf, they have to make sense.

And if they make sense, then it's best if they have a subtle innuendo added to them.

[Ayingel 24]

well, you know what, shoosh. i was tired, it sounded funny, back off, i haven't woken up completely yet. *throws hot coffee at chicken*

[Princess 35]

Be nice

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

nice? what means this word "nice"?

[Chickenman 9]

Sorry Smurfette, I was tired and irritable when I made that post.

Anyway...

*Coffee seeps into his skin, burning him...cooking him to a fine roast.*

*bursts into flames*

[Ayingel 24]

*pokes at chickenman with a stick*

mmm....yum...fresh fried chicken.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

ahem :offtopic:

[Andy 60]

geez JM, don't get your pants in a twist. :p

[Drake 53]

Anakin: I don't like pants. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

Obi-Wan: I will never join you, Dooku.

Count Dooku: It may be difficult to secure your pants.

Palpatine: It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy. I love the Republic. Once this crisis has abated, I will lay down the pants you have given me!

[Andy 60]

BAIL ORGANA: "The debate is not over. The Senate will never approve the use of the pants before the separatists attack."

[Brukhar 0]

Any attack on this battlestation would be a useless gesture, no matter what pants they've obtained.

[Darth Paladin 0]

Are you all like on sugar and coffee highs?

OW: Bring balance to the force not leave it in pants!

Well I might as well join in.

[Mickey 1]

Palpatine: Only through my pants will you acheive a power greater than any Jedi. Learn to use my pants and you will be able to save Padme from certain doom.

Yeah that might not be the exact lines, so sue me I've only seen 4 times and none in the last month and a half.

Edited July 27, 2005 by Mickey

[MH 0]

Obi-Wan: You won't get my pants this time Dooku.

Anakin: My pant size has doubled since the last time we met, Count.

Dooku: Good. Twice the size double the fall.

[MH 0]

Yoda: I hear a new pair of pants you have, Emperor? Or should I call you, Darth Sidious?

Sidious: Master Yoda! You have no pants.

Yoda: Suprised?

[Darth Paladin 0]

Here's one from Episode 1

Padme: Drop your pants, they win this round.

And Ep2

Obi Wan: Your pants are not that attuned yet.

Anakin: And yours are?

Obi Wan: Possibly.

Ugh so wierd.

Ep5 ESB

Yoda: Pants, underwear, a Jedi craves not such things.

Ep3

Palpetine: Tell Captain Kagi to prepare my pants for imeediate lift off.

Obi Wan: R2 hit the buzz droid's pants.

Count Dooku: I sense great fear in you Skywalker, you have Pants, you have underwear, but you don't wear them.

Obi Wan: Let us not forget Anakin it was you who killed Count Dooku and rescued the Chancellor while carrying me unconcious in your pants.

(Don't try and picture it, you'll have nightmares.)

General Grievous: Pants or not, you are doomed.

Mace Windu: In the name of the Galactic pants of th Republic, you are under arrest.

Palpy: I am The Pants.

Mace: Not yet!

Sidious: It seems in your pants, you killed her.

(Don't picture it!)

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

Anakin: you will not take my pants from me!

[Andy 60]

Pants making machines. How perverse.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

Anakin: i have brought peace to my new pants

Palpatine: once more the Sith will rule the galaxy and we will have pants

Qui-Gon: the Queen trusts my pants, young handmaiden. you should too.

Palpatine: he cut off your pants, you wanted revenge

Edited March 6, 2006 by Phantom Thief Dark

[Andy 60]

Qui-Gon: the Queen trusts my pants, young handmaiden. you should too.

How about:

Qui-Gon: the pants trusts my judgement, young handmaiden. you should too. :p