Lines In Sw That Can Be Improved

[GreenEagle2005 0]

a friend of mine at a site gave me these...they are funny...

1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

2. You are unwise to lower your pants.

3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.

7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.

15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.

16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!

21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.

23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

feel free to add more...

[Chickenman 9]

I've seen this before. Tis a fun game.

[CorSec 5]

Old thread on SW.com.

Mentioned in the eg cantina about eight times.

[Ender 8]

Seen before, but hilarious nonetheless.

[Andy 60]

Old thread on SW.com.

Mentioned in the eg cantina about eight times.

only 8? :p

[Tsl 7]

So friendly and welcoming, Corsec

Just ignore Mr. Sarcastic Pants, GreenEagle :D

[GI_Admiral 2]

I think it was 10 CorSec...

[CorSec 5]

I'm always damn friendly and welcoming. Better believe it.

But when you've heard the joke eight times (8 dammit. I'll kill you if you say otherwise), you have justification to shoot it down.

[Tsl 7]

:???: *has talked to Corsec more than 8 times....shoots him down* :twisted:

[CorSec 5]

You're logic is earth-shattering. moo

Edited October 2, 2004 by CorSec

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

sounds perfectly logical to me :p

[Tsl 7]

You're logic is earth-shattering. moo

Your cow noises are......impressive. Most impressive. In fact, I think that adding the word 'moo' to the end of your posts makes you sound so superior that I'm going to convert to Corsecism and spend the rest of my life at airports attempting to get others to see the light as I have.

Thank you. Thank you for your brilliant words of wisdom. You are truly enlightened.

[CorSec 5]

Converting to CorSecism? Follow the followers:

http://www.galacticbasic.net/forum/index.p...ndpost&p=197936

[Chickenman 9]

I like this game, so I'll try to get it started.

"So this is how the pants fall. With thunderous applause."

[Andy 60]

:rofl:

How about:

Obi-Wan: "It's over Anakin; I have the pants!"

[Ayingel 24]

Padme-"Anakin, you're breaking my pants."

[Ender 8]

"Before we die I want you to know... I love pants."

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

"I have brought peace to my new pants."

Edited June 18, 2005 by Phantom Thief Dark

[Drake 53]

ANAKIN: Stay on my wing . . . the General's Command Ship is dead ahead. Easy . . . pull up ... Head for the hangar.

OBI-WAN: Have you noticed the pants are still up?

ANAKIN: Oh?!? Sorry, Master.

[Drake 53]

COUNT DOOKU: Your pants, please, Master Jedi. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.

[Tsl 7]

:rofl: oh so wrong!

[Andy 60]

wrongness is fun!!

ANAKIN: Is Obi-Wan going to protect you? He can't ... he can't help you. He's not strong enough.

PADME: Anakin, all I want is your love.

ANAKIN: Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new pants can do that.

[Ayingel 24]

Luke: Listen, I can't get involved. I've got work to do. It's not that I like pants; I hate them. But there's nothing I can do about it right now... It's all such a long way from here.

Obi-Wan: That's your uncle talking.

Obi-Wan: The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-pants.

C-3PO: Listen to them, they're dying, R2. Curse my metal pants. I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault. My poor master.

Darth Vader: I sense something; pants I've not felt since...

Han Solo: Uh, we had a slight pants malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are your pants?

[Drake 53]

You have paid the price for your lack of pants!

[Ayingel 24]

you underestimate the power of the pants.