Things You Would Do If You Found A Real Lightsaber

[Jedi Davideus 0]

Slash the tires of the moron next door

[Chickenman 9]

Wittle

Chop vegetables

[GI_Admiral 2]

Keep it :p

[Andy 60]

Although I could sell it for millions, I'd prolly keep it. just because it's so cool.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

keep it and take over the world! er....did i say that out loud? i meant, there's this ex of mine i would, hehe, deal with.

[Skywalker 0]

I would battle people and do cool things with it. Yeah, I am weird.

[Chickenman 9]

I would kill all the weird people with it. :p

[Ender 8]

Stab John Kerry and Ted Kennedy, then go to work on Saddam and North Korea.

[Tsl 7]

slaughter the entier member base of PAABAH

[Drake 53]

Kill George Bush.

[Tsl 7]

lol! Mike's a terrorist! :eek:

[Andy 60]

*waves goodbye to D as the FBI turn up at his house and arrest him* :p

[Drake 53]

I'll kill the FBI too. They have no jurisdiction outside of the States. Now the CIA, on the otherhand... :p

[Tsl 7]

....are on their way to your house

Don't worry! Nikki will protect you!

[Drake 53]

Yeah! And my authentic Force FX Darth Vader Lightsaber! :D

[Andy 60]

Oh, I'd love to see someone try to escape being arrested by weilding a replica lightsaber. :lol:

[Tsl 7]

They would be in such awe of it's pure sexyness that they would drop their weapons and surrender immediately :D

[Andy 60]

hehe!

Technically we are still on topic! :D

[Chickenman 9]

Kill George Bush.

Nope...that would leave us with Cheney. And killing him wouldn't work either. It continue down the chain of command. If you want to get rid of the insanity running the government, you'd have to take out the entire Bush Administration, and most of Congress and the Senate. And a couple supreme court justices.

[Ayingel 24]

and that's just like what happens in RotS.

I say I'd keep it and start looking for the Jedi who lost it.

[Drake 53]

Kill George Bush.

Nope...that would leave us with Cheney. And killing him wouldn't work either. It continue down the chain of command. If you want to get rid of the insanity running the government, you'd have to take out the entire Bush Administration, and most of Congress and the Senate. And a couple supreme court justices.

Sounds good!

[Ayingel 24]

:???: *blinks*

ahh...you want to rule our beautiful country, non? well, i say, good luck to ya...roxie

[Drake 53]

What's so beautiful about it? :p

[Tsl 7]

It's purdy

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

Kill George Bush.

Nope...that would leave us with Cheney. And killing him wouldn't work either. It continue down the chain of command. If you want to get rid of the insanity running the government, you'd have to take out the entire Bush Administration, and most of Congress and the Senate. And a couple supreme court justices.

Sounds good!

747 into a joint session of Congress anyone? :D