Princess 35 Posted July 4, 2005 (edited) The stage is set, two teenage drama queens are set to fight. Who emerges victorious? You decide. Rules: I want a good dirty fight. Remember, a story of how it goes down must accompany your vote. And thanks to Drake for helping with the title Edited July 4, 2005 by Princess Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted July 4, 2005 I'll be the first. GB DeathMatch Delphra v Smurfette The two combatants start out in a ring. After Prin calls the rules the bell starts. Delphra quickly goes to a British boxing stance, while smurfette, who's always forward, charges in. Punches are delivered and recieved but no major damage. Suddenly, Delphra throws a nice roundhouse kick to smurfettes gut. Smurfette stumbles backwards, and goes down on a knee. She reaches down for something, and suddenly rolls out of the way. In her place is a pissed Sentrosi and his smurfs. They start to overrun Delphra, beating her senseless. Suddenly, Sentrosi and the Smurfs head back for Smurfette, trying to get her to take a shower with them. A very steamy shower, to be sure. This did not last long, as Delphra quickly retaliates and lets out the famous British warcry: "TEA AND CRUMPETS!!!!!!!!!!!!" (A la Mortal Kombat scream). Beeurd appears. The audience fears the worse. Will Beeurd ban Smurfettte? Will he admin smack her? Will he call in the other Admins? Or the Mod Squad? Or will he actually update the site?! In the next few seconds, the audience finds their answer: None of the above. Beeurd looks at his watch, "Sorry sis, I gotta work at McDonalds" And runs out. Smurfette, finally getting rid of sentrosi, starts laughing, realizing she's won. She powers up and delivers her crushing finisher: Super Posting Spree of Random and mostly useless posts!!!!! Delphra, who is hardly standing now, cannot dodge this attack of thousand cyber posts, and is finally cut to pieces, mainly by the Drunk Side posts, but oddly is beheaded by a Docking Bay post. Winner: Smurfette lol I had no idea what to base mine on. So I just tried to make a couple of supermoves for the 2 :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted July 4, 2005 The scene is set, it's sometime during the day when Delphra and Smurfette are both online. GB is quickly fililng with random posts as they start on a posting spree that would make the most veteran spreeers vomit. Suddenly, things get heated over a discussion about something that causes teenage drama. A black flash occurs and Delphra and Smurfette get sucked through their respective computers and end up in the dueling arena at GB. The crowd of GB is sitting in the stands waiting for death and mayhem. Delphra mutters some inaudible words and a slew of cute creatures march forward chanting "Must hug Smurfette." They try to smother Smurfette with hugs but she leaps out of the way and cries out "For the Smurfs!" Suddenly, out of nowhere a legion of smurfs appear singing the Smurfing song. Delphra shudders in terror and tries to leap out of the way. She is bogged down by the smurfs who hold her down for Smurfette. Smurfette moves forward with an evil grin on her face and a large blunt object behind her back. Delphra lets loose a shriek of pure British terror and breaks free of the grip of the smurfs. She grabs a herring (stolen from her brother) and waves it dangerously at Smufette. Smurfette gets bludgeoned by the herring a few times and escapes from the onslaught dazed and confused. She shakes her head and nothing is heard. Smurfette moves in for the killing blow, after landing a roundhouse kick to Delphra's head. She takes a deep breath and starts singing, a high note that makes everyone in the grandstands glad for the protective barrier. Delphra shrinks into a ball but it's too late, her head explodes from the music. Smurfette, dazed and confused and bloodied, emerges victorious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indie-Girl 0 Posted July 8, 2005 (edited) whats with the mother/daughter fighting...and yes she will always win because i CANT hurt people i cant even squish a bug ... but noone really trys to hurt me either so lol .... yeah so whats with the me and smurfette fighting i dont think andrew would even say sorry he would prolly just slide out through the door :p Edited July 8, 2005 by Delphra7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted July 9, 2005 (edited) of course I would... slide out the door. ;) Edited July 9, 2005 by beeurd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted July 9, 2005 It's happening because that's who I felt like pairing together Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indie-Girl 0 Posted July 9, 2005 okay fair enough and who told you i was a drama queen ...im SOOOOOO NOT A DRAMA QUEEN *throws tantrum* :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted July 9, 2005 im SOOOOOO NOT A DRAMA QUEEN *throws tantrum* ← Hey... she really is like that. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted July 11, 2005 Winner: Smurfette! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted July 11, 2005 yay! *strikes a pose* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted July 11, 2005 *jumps all over del's dead body* yay! I won! Where's Fluffy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted July 16, 2005 neither.... both del and smurfette appear online at the same time... bugging beeurd and forcing him to be subserveant to his mother... Smurfette... (how this came to be im still unsure..) but alas beeurd runs away and finally del and smurfette try to decide who will take over gb... del wants it cause her bro has everything on his computer... but smurfette thinks because she has her own board she can run this one just fine..... an argument ensues with delphra crying and smurfette screaming in rage before breaking down in tears herself... they sit hugging eachother weeping too much to even apology.... (ok so thats just what would happen...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted July 16, 2005 yay! *strikes a pose* ← You won an internet popularity contest against someone who rarely posts. You truly are a powerful being. I bow to your greatness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted July 17, 2005 neither.... both del and smurfette appear online at the same time... bugging beeurd and forcing him to be subserveant to his mother... Smurfette... (how this came to be im still unsure..) but alas beeurd runs away and finally del and smurfette try to decide who will take over gb... del wants it cause her bro has everything on his computer... but smurfette thinks because she has her own board she can run this one just fine..... an argument ensues with delphra crying and smurfette screaming in rage before breaking down in tears herself... they sit hugging eachother weeping too much to even apology.... (ok so thats just what would happen...) ← wow...you missed this by...two weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted July 19, 2005 ok so im a bit slow at getting online and actually posting around here... and now this is considered a posting spree.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted July 19, 2005 oh crap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted July 19, 2005 lol so who are they gonna pin me against... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
