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Island of Agony

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Princess

Ooooh! This is gonna be good

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Pandora

*Precious snatches one without surfacing, scaring the others. Plays the Jaws theme over some loudspeakers*

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Princess

*grabs a bullhorn*

Swim faster! You can make it!

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Pandora

*Two more prisoners disappear under the water. Precious services and lets out a horrifying shriek. Turns to Prin* Even if they do make it, Shortcake and Cookie are on the other side waiting.

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Princess

And the don't know that... excellent

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Pandora

*Precious picks up a prisoner with her tenticles and tosses him back to the Island. He tries to run away, but Pod puts a spear through his thigh and pins him to the now rather bloody sand* Where do you think you're going?

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Princess

*Angel wanders over*

You mind if she does the honors Pod?

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Pandora

Not at all. Here you go, have at it. *Picks to the prisoner with the spear and the aid of the Force and tosses him to Angel*

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Princess

*Angel picks up the prisoner and shakes him like a dog with a rat*

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TheUnknown

*Has been sitting in his office, scanning the files for all of the prisoners, looking for the right ones*

Alright, I've found them.

*Has another group of prisoners build a narrow platform that hovers high above the arena. The prisoners then pull the giant blender out, placing it directly under the platform.*

*Hovers above the arena* Ladies, gentlemen, and asexual beings. As a kid, I was a fan of the Mortal Kombat games.

*A screen plays footage of the games.*

One of the most memoral stages was the Pit 3 stage from Mortal Kombat 3. *Screen plays footage showing two fighters fighting on a platform. At the end of the battle, one fighter knocks the other off the platform into a pit of spinning blades that tear the victim to shreds.*

Now, we have the time to recreate this series, but with a GB twist. I have hand selected two prisoners who have a background in martial arts. *Two hovercraft fly to the ends of the platform, each depositing a prisoner onto the platform.* Now, these prisoners will fight to the death. The winner lives to fight another day. The loser gets the blender. *Crowd cheers.*

[Anyone care to do a play by play of the fight?]

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Pandora

[Probably not, so I'll throw in a little bit, lol]

*The two prisoners look, at first, as if they are hesitant to fight each other. Pod sends an image into their minds with the Force: both prisoners believe that the other has begun an attack, and thus the fight begins. Like rabid dogs they tear at each other, kicking, punching, lunging, until finally, one prisoner dangles over the side of the platform, gripping the metal with white knuckles. The crowd cheers, and the second prisoner begins stomping on his opponesnts fingers, one-by-one. Just as it seems the prisoner will fall, he scrambles back up to the platform and rushes his opponent, tackling him. He overestimates the length of the platform and both prisoners tumble into the blender.*

*Pod flips a switch with the Force and the blender turns on, splattering blood and bone fragments all around the arena. Sniffs the air and sighs happily* The smell of hot blood and rotting cadavers always brightens my day.

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Pandora

*Drags Darthy into her office and throws him ^hard^ into one of her personal chambers. Enables an anti-Jedi field, just in case he tries to get sneaky* I mean, really! How did you expect to get me to join your stupid --probably proboards--fansite after telling me you didn't like GB! Just cower in there and bleed for a few hours while I decide how best to deal with you!

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Ender

*Gives Pod the puppy eyes*

Can I poke him with spiky objects?

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Radioactive Isotope

uh, Pod, not to ruin your fun, but methinks you grabbed the wrong newbie. Sidious is the one with the board, not Darth.

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Pandora

Oh, they aren't the same person? Oops. My bad. Oh well. He can still stay in there until he gets over the blue lomin thing.

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TheUnknown

Damn it Pod, stop confusing everyone, including yourself. :p

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Pandora

So who's... aww damn it all to Hell! Okay, here's the deal! If you're an annoying, spamming newbie, get your ass in a cell and I don't want to hear any buts about it!

For the love of the Sith, start picking imaginative names!!!!

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TheUnknown

That works. :lol:

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Chickenman

For the love of the Sith, start picking imaginative names!!!!

I might puke if I see another _____1138. Especially if they haven't seen THX 1138. :p

Okay, here's the deal! If you're an annoying, spamming newbie, get your ass in a cell and I don't want to hear any buts about it!

*Sadly walks into the cell*

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Radioactive Isotope

i haven't heard anything about Chicken's board for awhile.....

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Chickenman

That's cause it's never picked up, any of the 4 or so times, so I gave up.

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Princess

Ooooh *throws some poisoned darts at the spammer*

And don't worry, it's not fast acting. It's a painful toxin that I picked up from the Mandalorians.

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Drake

How did you expect to get me to join your stupid --probably proboards--fansite after telling me you didn't like GB!

Actually, it's phpBB2. I think that was the kind that GB was on before we went to Invision. Plus, they have almost 1700 members with active roleplaying forums. So...like GB but with more people. :p

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Chickenman

:lol:

Little off there, Pod. :p

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Pandora

Whatever! He still annoyed me and he can just rot in here for a while!

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