Ayingel 24 Posted September 25, 2008 I LUVS ALPACAS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted September 25, 2008 I've often wondered that meself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted September 25, 2008 Same here, Chicken. I've been going through my Yahoo account. I found this in a five year-old e-mail: NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted September 25, 2008 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" That last one is amazing hehehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted September 25, 2008 Saw that one years ago, and yes, the glazed donuts one is the best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted September 28, 2008 Has anyone seen this site? http://www.failblog.org/ It's pretty amusing. Here's another fail: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted September 29, 2008 (edited) lol, never get a tattoo of a photo. Snow Driving Fail! ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="349"> Edited September 29, 2008 by Andy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted September 29, 2008 That was amusing to watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted September 29, 2008 I know, lol. You'd think someone would go block off the road or something. But no; they just film it instead. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted September 29, 2008 (edited) well, they would have but then they would have been a hazard. that's why it had to be the fire truck in stead. all the sand trucks that are built to drive on that are busy taking care of the other hills. Edited September 29, 2008 by Ayingel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted September 29, 2008 That Zelda one is priceless. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted September 30, 2008 I think I'm going to merge this with the Motivational Posters thread. But first... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted September 30, 2008 I forgot, I have had this in my favs on dA for a while: http://madvillan.deviantart.com/art/Securi...m-Fail-87680719 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted September 30, 2008 (edited) Shame that one is clearly edited, probably from "LUIZ"... :p Edited September 30, 2008 by Andy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted September 30, 2008 And that one with the puppies was clearly photoshopped too! There's no way those dogs are big enough for a scout trooper to use as a mount! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted September 30, 2008 The Flash one is awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
