The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Tsl 7]

If you subtract the coefficient of sausage from the square root of an imaginary number named Bob, and then take that plus the sum of the number of geese in Newfoundland, how many chickens will be in line for bread during the Decemberween harvest?

[Roethlisberger 0]

What is my favorite color? I'm sorry, but the answer is Alaska.

[Ender 8]

How does megolomaniac Bob sell set L of Lumber for set P of profit, when Arthur Anderson does his nails?

[Ana 15]

The shirt that says "Repeating background" needs to be injected into the feather pen before the pictures come to life.

[Ender 8]

but how does the pop-up sell his monkeys?

[Mara 29]

BEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLCHHHHHHHHHHH.

[CorSec 5]

X_ela

[Roethlisberger 0]

Scaramouch, Scaramouch! Can you do the Fandango?

[Ana 15]

Nothing's colder than Ice.... except for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

[Mara 29]

Ice, ice, baby...

[Sticks 1]

Ever stared down the barrel of a gun then pressed the trigger? The results can blow you away! :)

[Ender 8]

the new hair remover removes your whole bajillion hairs!!

[Ana 15]

Tra la avocado!

[Ender 8]

Est perystilio in altum es!

[Roethlisberger 0]

If I knew then what I know now, I would've shot myself, but I would be all the poorer for it! And dead too.

[Ender 8]

Bella.

[Ana 15]

Have you ever gotten chocolate on your skin, then had it dry without you noticing, and it looks like you have a birthmark the size of Texas on your stomach?

[Sticks 1]

O boca boca bella...ishy...

[CorSec 5]

*sweeeef*

[Sticks 1]

I don't believe that's a word. Nope, most definately not a phrase.

[CorSec 5]

Paintinated

[Sticks 1]

Duhdum...or somethin

[CorSec 5]

Sometimes I find myself wondering...then I realize my brain is melting...so I stop.

[Sticks 1]

It's times like those that you dunk your head in asprin, right?

[CorSec 5]

And water