The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Sticks 1]

Ouch, that would have to be one constipated patient.

[Ender 8]

Oh, but the spoons did all right in the bath.

[Roethlisberger 0]

Marching hammers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince.

[Princess 35]

Wichita never shined it's light on me!

[JainaSolo;)* 0]

Marching hammers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pink Floyd! :cool:

[Andy 60]

PINEAPPLES!!!

[Ana 15]

Set down the DVD, and step away from the bus!

[Princess 35]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!

[Ana 15]

Eh... I'm sorry, we're all out of strawberries. Would you like an olive oil pancake instead?

[CorSec 5]

Indeed

[Sticks 1]

Losing my mind...ladeda...see, there it goes!

[Drake 53]

Et E?rello Endorenna ut?lien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!

[Roethlisberger 0]

(Someone's obsessed)

:nutty:

[Chickenman 9]

The New York Post today said that a pig looking looking like a chicken is probably a chicken.

[Andy 60]

Mmm.... Pork chops.

[Roethlisberger 0]

Free Tibet!!!!!!

*gets pummeled *

[CorSec 5]

Sir...you can't park your van on the diving board

That's not a van, that's my son!

[Ender 8]

:rofl:

[Ana 15]

"Oh look, they put turkey on your beef stroganoff."

"That's not turkey, it's polar bear!"

"Oh."

"Smurfs."

[Drake 53]

I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.

[CorSec 5]

Ouch....busted a gut :lol:

[Roethlisberger 0]

Group-schmoup bring on the formal wear!!!

[Roethlisberger 0]

What are those old people going to teach me to do? Wear my pants up high? Grow hair out of my ears? Drive with my blinker on? Yell at a squirrell?

[Sticks 1]

Yell at people driving by to slow down who can't hear them anywho?... :roll: