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[Drake 53]

Okay! :hehe:

[Princess 35]

Bad Drake!!!!

[Chickenman 9]

Chocalte Chip Cheeze.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

don't fly the steamliners.

[Andy 60]

Yoda at school, age 9, to a fellow pupil:

"When 9 years old you reach, be as smart you will not."

[Roethlisberger 0]

*sniffs*

Smells like teen spirit.

[CorSec 5]

Resolution set to: 1024 x 80 MILLION!!!!!!1!1!1111

[Chickenman 9]

The skills of a Jedi are not equal to those of a somewhat large toenail.

[CorSec 5]

My love for you is like Diarheaa....I just can't hold it in.

[Chickenman 9]

Fish do not belong inside the soda cups of trees

[Andy 60]

Unlke octopi, wallpaper cannot fly upside down while juggling politicians.

[Drake 53]

I like swamps. I live in a swamp.

[Link 3]

and then the gerbils just spontaneously combusted.... for no apparent reason!

[Andy 60]

The squarness of eggs is mystifying to the ancient Egyptian mummies that were ressurected by a earthworm farting in the tomb.

[Link 3]

*Stops abruptly* whatever.

[Andy 60]

Ni ni ni!!!

[Link 3]

Tu eres muy pequita. Arriba!!!

[CorSec 5]

Run away!

[Link 3]

When you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

you wanna know the difference between me and you? i make this look good.

[Link 3]

Dude, I'm on freakin' AIM with the Lead singer of Siklid!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Roethlisberger 0]

I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tell him what to do with his money.

[Bad furday 57]

Minooka Subaru! It's all we do!

[Mitth'raw'nuruodo07 (BH) 0]

*sigh* some people just dont try too little...

[Roethlisberger 0]

I secondhand smoke 12 packs a day.