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[Chickenman 9]

((That would make a great anti drug commericial))

[CorSec 5]

Not if you have a COW LIVER attached to your forehead

[Tsl 7]

Oh, but I do :hehe:

[Bad furday 57]

I feel ill.

[Andy 60]

*throws up all over Furday*

[Ana 15]

*Eats a Costco-sized bag of cough drops* Mmm, cherry...

[Mitth'raw'nuruodo07 (BH) 0]

*sees one fall to the ground and eats it*

oooh.... banana nut flakes......

[Roethlisberger 0]

Shiny boots of leather.

[Chickenman 9]

Violence is just wrong. Now excuse me as I beat up the fairies of chocholate

[Roethlisberger 0]

I like to watch.

[Ana 15]

Chaos is spelled CAOS. It is! Really!

[Ender 8]

*drum roll*

[Tsl 7]

This is Kaos! We don't Shhhhh here!!! :evil:

[Drake 53]

Fire the Death Ray! Mwahahaha!

[Andy 60]

This looks like a lovely, lovely place. I think I'll like it here.

And now for something completely different:

WAASHOOOOOOOOOOOMADOOBLOBADOOBIE!!!! *explodes*

[CorSec 5]

Banana Peels

[Mara 29]

Mmmm...chocolate puddin' pie.

[Ana 15]

I don't know how to turn my calculator off, so I just take out the batteries.

[Roethlisberger 0]

I'm a failure! I can't even fake the death of a stripper!

[Tsl 7]

WHO CARES IF THE BANANAS ARE LOADED?

Oh...you do? Er.....

LOAD THE BANANAS!!!!!!

[Ana 15]

But really, does anyone care if Dawn, Sunny, and Ducky make the opening performance in the wrong end of the city go moof?

[Sticks 1]

Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the dragqueen king. He comes all the way from Antartica.

[Ana 15]

And the winner of this year's Miss Dimmsdale Pageant is... Timmy's dad!

No, he's not gonna call you, Catman.

[Roethlisberger 0]

I'm Rick James, biatch!

[Drake 53]

I. Am. Your. DADDY!