The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Ana 15]

Who walked around the house all day wearing the dining silver? Was it Mara, Cara, Dara, Lara, Gara, Hara, Jara, Fara, Kara, Nara, Para, Rara, Sara, or Tara?

[Ender 8]

Come on, ref! It hit the rim!

[Chickenman 9]

The journalist just punched my cartoon! The racoons will seek veangance the only way their apricots know how.

[Sticks 1]

Time and time again we ask for the flowers of tomorrow only to receive the dead, wilted vegetables too late.

[Ana 15]

Let's count now. You see two. I see three. Role Call! W, R, X, S... wait, that's not two OR three!

*runs to find a sugarbowl to hide in*

[Chickenman 9]

Baboon

[Roethlisberger 0]

Nooooooo! They're all gonna laugh at you!

[CorSec 5]

AC DC

[Roethlisberger 0]

Last Call for sheep bladder!

[Ana 15]

Ser Roderick reminded him to send something to his foster brothers, so he sent Little Walder some boiled beets and Big Walder the buttered turnips.

[Ender 8]

*drum roll*

I HAVE A MONKEY WITH CHOLERA!!!

[Ana 15]

Uh-oh... the mouse got a papercut... there will be no more sweaty socks.

[CorSec 5]

ok...this dude at school whom I sorta know decided to spend Math writing an insanely random message in my yearbook. I shall post it for the joy, love, and literary pleasure of all.

Later. Sometime.

[Ana 15]

I am a sycopathic hairdresser w/ icky hair-icidal tendenciez. Yes, that's spelled correctly.

[Tsl 7]

We all live in a yellow submarine.

Yes.

A yellow submarine.

[Ana 15]

How is the drama queen?

[Sticks 1]

And then the Psychlos and the Tolneps all threw up their paws and did the rain dance.

[Ana 15]

No we can't!

Yes you can!

No we can't!

Yes you can!

Yes we can?

Yes you can!

Yes we can...!

singing pineapples, i'm telling ya...

[Ender 8]

Look at me, I can fly!

[Ana 15]

The anatomically correct Barbie dolls have decided that Australia is the new Austria is the new Sweden.

[Sticks 1]

Glop.

[Ana 15]

It's... foosballerific.

[Mickey 1]

37 is the number I always come up with when put on the spot

I don't like being put on the spot ... not really a spot person myself

[Ana 15]

Wait... are those ducks, swans, or geese?

Uh... white birds... uh, I dunno. Go write a report on it.

[Chickenman 9]

The grenade went off in my printer! I blame the communist turkey's of sudden death!

Please disregard the above announcement while I do the Macarena.