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[Andy 60]

A prayer:

Oh great carpet in the sky, how do some people pick their nose and get really big juicy bogies, and others just give themselves nosebleeds?

Does the holy dictionary of doom not teach that all n00bs are equal to even the most 1337 of anteaters? And what am I blabbering on about anyway? Have I gone COMPLETELY INSANE?!

Amen.

[CorSec 5]

Whooo! I'm glad he's on our side

[Ana 15]

As always, the yellow powder causes them to faint, while the pink turns them all to jelly rolls.

[Tsl 7]

There were three of them, but I ate one. Now there are four of them.

[Bushy 0]

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight,

Back to back, they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

One deaf policeman heard the noise,

Came and shot those two dead boys.

If you don't believe this lie is true,

Ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Yeah, that's RAP.

[Ana 15]

Only thing to do is jump over the moon... over the moon... over the moon... over the... moo.

Moo with me.

Moo.

Come on, sir!

Moo.

Mooo.

Moooo.

Mooooo.

MOOOOOOOO!

[Bushy 0]

[CorSec 5]

Aha...the mystery is solved...

[Mickey 1]

mmmm, pancakes ... and bunnies

The breakfast of champions

[Ana 15]

Or maybe midgets.

[Pandora 77]

Grasshoppers could be a possibility.

[CorSec 5]

Hard to starboard.

[Ana 15]

My resolution: every time I say "Moo", I have to eat a tofu block.

[Bushy 0]

Eat a tofu block. Now.

[Ana 15]

Yar! *steals Almond's eyepatch and dances away*

[Sticks 1]

Why is it that evertime I eat a squid's eyeball my computer goes slow?

[Bushy 0]

Chinese fried noodles own.

Yumminess.

[Ana 15]

A: Is there a stain on my shirt?

B: You mean aside from the fact that it has the misfortune of being worn by you?

[Sticks 1]

Chuga Chuga Choo Choo!

[Bushy 0]

I caught a Sea Robbin today. It looked funny.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

i am suddenly inspired to do the chicken dance

[Sticks 1]

Our conductor just got surgery on his watch cuz he had a sore on the bottom of his nose.

[Tsl 7]

Whither whence you go.....oooh....wait. There are 12 of them, nevermind. Eat the cat.

[Chickenman 9]

i am suddenly inspired to do the chicken dance

((Chicken...and dance.... ))

Curse you, pen! You have betrayed me yet again!

[CorSec 5]

Hamster Attack!