The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Ana 15]

Bittersweet... like the taste of a brand-new hardwood desk... chewy and nutritious.

[Ender 8]

It's time for the raking to begin of the NASCAR cars.

[Ana 15]

Well isn't this just the most peculiar thing we've ever seen... the cactus being poked by the balloon!

[CorSec 5]

Apple of my freaking eye.

[Bushy 0]

I expected that. How pedestrian.

[CorSec 5]

I've got the paperwork right here.

...

And the pen.

[Bushy 0]

Surrender the cookies to me!

[Ana 15]

And I have six different user manuals for cellphones. How many do you want?

[CorSec 5]

Hmm...Ninjas.

[Bushy 0]

There's no mistake ma'am. Your little Bobby's a Lamer.

[CorSec 5]

Oh, he bought a box of spoons.

[Ana 15]

But an icepick through the left ventricle will keep the owl from singing.

[Bushy 0]

You can't have... Can you? You can't. You don't even have a... I mean, how would you? You know?

[CorSec 5]

Fair enough, fair enough. Tell you what - we're going to go slay the Goblin King, maybe you could ask your husband if he'd like to join us.

[Bushy 0]

I'm asking you a serious question about the location and current status of your pants.

[CorSec 5]

I'm going to love kicking your ass....assuming I roll a four or better.

[Bushy 0]

I missed watching German soldiers leap and frolic like rabbits.

[CorSec 5]

Only every morning when I put in my glass eye.

[Bushy 0]

What did you say? I was growing a beard.

[CorSec 5]

((Saw that one...was gonna take it))

Now, I know you like my friend's Exclamation point and Capital letter, but we can have fun too. I go at the end of your sentences - like this. I let people know when it's ok to breathe.

[Bushy 0]

Yeah, but as soon as I wear those things, they become clothes.

[CorSec 5]

The tube is civilization!

[Bushy 0]

Unicorn Insurance! I thought, what if something happens to my Unicorn?

[CorSec 5]

Bachelor Number One. If I was a Sonic game, what would you do to me?

[Bushy 0]

If you drop out of a game, government thugs should haul you out into the street, strip you bare, and shoot you in the mouth.