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You're delusional! If you think I'm gonna stop for one second and let you catch up, then your momma will strike oil with her heels!

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Oooooh. Low blow.

Time to bring out the big guns and DESTROY PLUTO

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You and your stupid cow will never defeat my great plans to take over Iraq!

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Yeehaw

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

SPOON!

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SCHNOZZLES!

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He's speaking tongues Lois.

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No...no...I don't believe it!

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Well...maybe you've forgotten mister Fancy-pants

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No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

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Trivial matter....of pursuit....

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Is better in the open.

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Maybe....or ...on the other hand, maybe it wouldn't

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Do you doubt my intuition?

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Oh no! The bomb! All your base! They set us up the bomb!

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Where? I can't find the toothpick in the haystack of magazines!

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Listen faster!

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My eyes wont work!

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Wait for it...wait for....wait for it...

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if you tickle his nose, maybe we'll get some hot water

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I tried frying boogers one time, but they got caught in the camel's mouth

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I'd expect no less of them, unless it was yesterday

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You can only see so far into the past...but the future...you can learn from that!

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Then it hits you. BAM. Like a rock. Your out cold. And then dead.

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Stop daydreaming. :p