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[Ana 15]

Parsnip snipers?

[Drake 53]

Fubared wong time.

[Ana 15]

Oh. Stop breathing then.

[CorSec 5]

Binders....from MARS

[Ana 15]

Why bother?

[CorSec 5]

Not until it's done and done. In which case we will begin to become done with what we did.

[Ender 8]

BURN THE NAPKINS!!!

[CorSec 5]

And we can assume that after tomorrow. I will leave. In search of the promised lands from whence we came.

[Tsl 7]

I can't see it! I can't see it! No bananas for the lions today, ma.

[Ana 15]

Uh-huh. Yeah. Rock salt totally owns all of Greenland.

[CorSec 5]

For some, this charred portrait of Elizabeth the second brings poignant new meaning to the phrase: "Hey...check out that flaming queen"

[Ana 15]

Well how about that. when i ordered a screaming monkie, I wasn't expecting an actualy monkey, just a monkie.

[Mickey 1]

It has come to my cognizance that Circus Peanuts are a confirmation that gods do exist.

[Ana 15]

Hooray for ukeleles. For they are the REAL answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything.

[Mickey 1]

if it were social acceptable to play a ukelele and eat circus peanuts on a beach in the buff ... then I would quit school and my job

[Ana 15]

It's completely possible... in Vegas. But then you know, anything in Vegas gets plastered all over the tabloids.

[Drake 53]

The infrared spectrum is invisible to the mule but to a cow, it looks like a donut.

[Ana 15]

Chunky, creamy, or regurgiated?

[Tsl 7]

BABY CHICKENS!

[Ana 15]

Yolanda Yelina Yelena Yewina Yvonne Yvette Yasha Younger the ninety-fifth.

[Drake 53]

The baby rat that chews on fat will purr like a cat with a hat.

[CorSec 5]

Or not.

[Ana 15]

But why? Why can't the pieces be chickens in the closet of Tofurkey?

[CorSec 5]

What...is the capitol of Asyria?

[Tsl 7]

When there are twelve of them, you must always remember to vote republican. But, if there are seventeen, you vote democrat, and if there are four, you must vote independent. Keep smoking!