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[CorSec 5]

Do do Doo Do...do do doo do

Do do Doo Do...do do doo do

Do do Doo Do...do do doo do

[Bad furday 57]

Stupid people and science should never mix.

[Mickey 1]

Are you two the horseman of the apocolypse?

no ... yes!!!

[Ender 8]

Bail out!!

[Ana 15]

Kittens eat chess.

[CorSec 5]

Credit vixen?

[Andy 60]

pancakes are not made of shoelaces, okay!?

[Ana 15]

But skeeter cakes... yum... made from real skeeters, but no actual Skeeter in there.

[CorSec 5]

Wind up down the road to there but not here?

[Mickey 1]

all hail the 5 o' clock hour. I'm drunk and listening to Haddaway's "what is love".

Can you see what I'm thinking inside my brain where the convolescence of my thoughts reign suprmeme among the underlings of an empire wrought with trouble. Where are the heroes, the ones who will sweep down from the skies with their railings of truth, peace and a number of other things that currently escape my mind. Haven't we been here before? Weren't we here in the future? I haven't a though, for I haven't vistied that destination as of yet, but when I do I feel the universe circling around my, I become the epicenter of fate, the pinpoint of light that grows brighter with the days, the hours the time slips away from me now. For soon my time is up. In due time I will forge ahead laying the path of a linear destiny that will stray from the predictions, it has no order, and there in lies its order. You can trust me to be erratic, you can trust me to perform the deeds no others have relesed from their holding cells called dreams. When I stand, it will be my final place, I will fall there and noone will be the wiser. Noone will be able to see my demise, but they will all feel it ...

is that randome enough for y'alls ... I think much clear whistle under the influence of the grand beverage.

Just so you know though, I don't condone underage drinking in any way shape or form, I just have a weak will due to years of depression. But oddly enough I currently am in a jubilated state of elation ...

[Sticks 1]

I understood what I read of that, which was none. The shoe didn't fit the apple. Otherwise, my cat would'a whacked your dog good.

[Roethlisberger 0]

You know you're drinking too much if Slash tells you you're drinking too much.

[Mickey 1]

did he tell you?

[CorSec 5]

Who?

[Ana 15]

Cornmuffins?

[Roethlisberger 0]

There's a bathroom on the right.

[Ana 15]

Abacomefin?

Huh?

MAY I COME IN?!

[Andy 60]

Yes, but only if you wear a pair of tables as earings, while doing the cha cha in the microwavable fridge.

[CorSec 5]

HADOKEN!

[Ana 15]

the goblin of the chimichanga.

[Tsl 7]

And then the Trekkies shall smite the Anacondas in a mass of writhing light, and the limestone shall rejoice to the albatross, singing, "All is well, all is well once more. Amen."

[Ana 15]

I ate the orange one. Isn't that enough for you?

[Ender 8]

It's time!

[Tsl 7]

Trumpets or crumpets? Would you like some tea in your horn?

[Ana 15]

Les mouchoirs blancs sont les animaux de l'eau.