The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Ana 15]

mik'ta

[Tsl 7]

There isn't any more butter! Now what will the cats do?!

[Ana 15]

Substitute lawyers for fishbait, and everything will be hunky-dory.

[Sticks 1]

Mehness and all that jazz

[CorSec 5]

So then I says to Mabel...I says.

[Sticks 1]

He had it comin! He had it comin! He only had himself to blame!

((sorry...I have Chicago stuck in my head...))

[CorSec 5]

So then ...the guy is all 'Shakespeare rocks' and the teacher is like. 'We're gonna have fun'

[Ana 15]

Almost any Cole Porter song can be twisted into something... over PG-13.

[Mickey 1]

The brothel I worked at was famous for its great Jass music. But I prefer to Rock n' Roll with an Electric Barbarella, I am a Notorious Wild Boys. She was Hungry Like The Wolf, but I had The Reflex to tell her I don't Want Your Love. I asked, Is the Something I Should Know? She told me to Save A Prayer, because when it comes to Skin Trade, The Union Of The Snake will cause all to Come Undone. Rio was one of the Girls On Film, from an Ordinary World called Planet Earth. She said to meet her again under the New Moon On Monday. I never showed, for when she said it would give her a View To A Kill, I knew she was Serious. I decided to run, I (du) ran, (du) ran far away.

[Sticks 1]

If youd'a been there, if youd'a seen it, then you would have done the same!

[CorSec 5]

Not very random I don't think. Geez.

Quack.

[Mickey 1]

So I was kissin' kitty when it hit me, I couldn't breath, lost my ground and fell into your heart, like youre aura swam in mine.

[CorSec 5]

That reminds me. *starts playing music*

[Sticks 1]

I'll show you random!

Random!

[CorSec 5]

Googly-eyes

[Sticks 1]

Barny Google had a wife three times his size!

[CorSec 5]

Inter-galactic Complicated

[Sticks 1]

Cabezas, hombres, piernes, pies, pirenes, pies...

[Ana 15]

One Miss-issi-ppi, one Miss-Pippi, one Mister-Skippy...

[Mirax 3]

Then you get luvs

[Roethlisberger 0]

Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland!

[Tsl 7]

13 + geese = PARTY!!!!

[Mickey 1]

why can't I taste my toungue? Did you eat it for me? Can you know what you see? Are those the late I seek? Why must effects linger on me? Can the sky know your true chi?

[Ana 15]

One, two, nine, cat feels fine.

[Roethlisberger 0]

whop!