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[CorSec 5]

Superman Cereal? On Primetime? Count me.......in.

[Bad furday 57]

New Viagra in Superman shaped pills! Now you too can be the Man of Steel!

[CorSec 5]

launch it like a space shuttle.............escaping earths gravity.

apostrophisized

Edited September 9, 2004 by CorSec

[Tsl 7]

Click click clickity click! And the winner is SPOON!

You are asked to surrender all armed popcorn cannisters immediately or at your next convienience.

[Ana 15]

Doop be doop moop smoop.

[Roethlisberger 0]

Deja Vu all over again.

[Ana 15]

No goat. Tell them they have have a pi?ata.

[Roethlisberger 0]

Who are the Brain Police?

[CorSec 5]

And so, Yankee Stadium was saved, the world had it's peace restored, and all state of being ceased to exist. The End. Of all.

[Tsl 7]

I am the great and powerful JELLY BEAN OF DOOM!

You will give me a Canadian dollar or perish in the everlasting flames of death and pain!

[Ana 15]

JSOTHOE.

[CorSec 5]

Don't hurt me....moo./

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[Andy 60]

And on the Second Day, God was tired and needed to rest. He drank beer all day, and ate donuts, popcorn, and generally slobbed around watching TV.

Then he looked around, and saw that it was good, and went to sleep.

[Ana 15]

Will my life be chaste? Or will it run away and reproduce like the rabbits at University of Victoria?

[Roethlisberger 0]

Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.

[Ana 15]

BorisShermanHermanBob

[Roethlisberger 0]

If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.

[Ana 15]

hooray for mozart.

[Roethlisberger 0]

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

[Ana 15]

For the love of banjos, Bjorn wasn't born yesterday.

[CorSec 5]

Stock tar racecar backwards is what?

[Princess 35]

Bobos

Fresh

My bobos was bumpin fresh

[Roethlisberger 0]

It's better to have something to remember than nothing to forget...

[Ana 15]

Who's the favorite smurf of the gargoyle?

[Tsl 7]

And when you're done with that one, I'm gonna blow that can of soup right out the window! You hear me, tailpipe?!