The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Ana 15]

Banana slug boogie... banananananana!

[Ender 8]

Green iPods on the march for Monkey Fros!

[Sentrosi 1]

llama llama everywhere and not a penguin to eat...

this makes me sad

[chozen 1]

poor bill. poor fred.

[Tsl 7]

The flag is on fire, but it was only last Tuesday that it was frozen to the steeple.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

first thing we do, let us kill all the lawyers

[Ana 15]

Is that...? Yes, it's a deep-fried toupee. It wins the Olympic gold.

[Roethlisberger 0]

-Sometimes I feel lonely and like I have no one to go to.

-Whaat?

-I said Sometimes I feel lonely and like I have no one, sir!

- Okaay!

[Ana 15]

Meeting of the moose club. Stalking you was just a bonus.

[Roethlisberger 0]

I always preferred that Freak with the Chimp.

[Ana 15]

*Chops off someone's leg* sushi time!

[Roethlisberger 0]

Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence

Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

[Ender 8]

Prepare to fire the lemonade cannons.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

here kitty kitty kitty

[Ana 15]

You say "toe-may-toe" and I say "toe-ma-toe"

You say "torture" and I say "hostile interrogation endurance training"

[Sticks 1]

We're........off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of GB!

[Ana 15]

Give me a U, give me a G, give me a L, give me a Y!

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

we would be unwise to interfere

[Mickey 1]

I can't taste the cans, the disrespect in inconceivable ways ... why are they laughing at me? NOOOOOO! They're all gonna laugh at you!!

[Ender 8]

Eine Limo ist kaputt.

[Ana 15]

Merrily we roll along, roll along, roll along... SPLAT.

[Roethlisberger 0]

Mmm... Bacon... and fossil fuel...

[Bad furday 57]

Now, maybe you prefer torture, or Paul Wolfowitz's term, Freedom Tickling....

[Roethlisberger 0]

((That was so funny!!!!!!!!!! The Daily Show is so damn good. Back to randomness:))

Suzy Creamcheese, what's got into you?

[Ana 15]

Kichichus are taking over the world, one RPG at a time.