The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Pandora 77]

Are you sure this water's sanitary?

[Rogue 4]

Playstation? Where? No...that's an X box...

[Pandora 77]

No, that's not the queen of hearts!

[Ana 15]

It looks questionable to me!

[Rogue 4]

Look! A cucumber!

[Pandora 77]

I thought it was a pickle....

[Rogue 4]

Yup, and his name is Larry!

[Pandora 77]

My skin weighs twice as much as my brain. And so does yours!

[Rogue 4]

How many drunk psychos does it take to pilot a yacht?

[Pandora 77]

...Too many?

I miss Furday.... :cries:

[Rogue 4]

They cant! They'tre all passed out, and twitching on the floor of the bridge!

[Pandora 77]

No, that's my ferret.

[Rogue 4]

Oh, he ate my lovebird...

[Pandora 77]

But I though E-wing was just here....

[Rogue 4]

That's not what I meant!

My lovebird...as in an actual bird!

[Pandora 77]

are you sure these aren't cashews?

[Rogue 4]

Nope...u just picked up Nerf droppings....pretty gross...

[Pandora 77]

Please don't squeeze the shaman.

[Ana 15]

Pretty please?

[Master MJade 0]

shaman? i thought it was Charmin

[Pandora 77]

Chushony soft!

[Master MJade 0]

yeah

[Pandora 77]

:rof: This thread is starting to make sense!!! :rof:

[Master MJade 0]

uh oh... or is it nonsence

[Pandora 77]

Chiken nuggets are squeaky.