The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Ana 15]

Damn you Ebay!

[Sticks 1]

Plumply pile of ploopy pumpkins

[Ana 15]

Pages 856 and 857 are essential to take over the world properly.

[Ender 8]

habba dabba baloo schwing BING!

[Chickenman 9]

Fruit grows on trees.

[Ana 15]

But salt is from the lampshade of Swedish Fish made in Canada.

[Bushy 0]

So sorry to break the chain of randomness here, but this is just WAY too random for me. I think I'm getting a headache.

[Ana 15]

We have to go, go when you guys are us remember that I have no idea what you're talking aboot.

[Ender 8]

Balah ka-ZOO

[Ana 15]

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

The Care Bear stole the cookies form the cookie jar!

[Princess 35]

The grass is going to eat us all!

[Ana 15]

Well then in that case, don't open the window or else hunger will sneak in... Oh, that's not famine, that's athlete's foot.

[Mickey 1]

has anyone seen my pants?

[Ana 15]

Store the phone in the fridge--it's better for the owl population. Oh, and the posters must file for bankruptcy immediately yesterday.

[Bushy 0]

No, I think you've got it wrong. This is the randomness thread, you want the insane, completely jumbled and self-contradictory sentence thread :p

[Ana 15]

You say "cardboard" like there's something wrong with it. Why?

[chozen 1]

lets go piss on tramps.

[CorSec 5]

You just leave that up to me.

[Ana 15]

How now brown cow?

[Ender 8]

You gotta roll with it, you gotta take your time...

[Sticks 1]

Cherries give one gas.

[Ana 15]

Legal, legal, ILLEGAL, legal, legal, ILLEGAL...

[CorSec 5]

Bam! Then it hits you. You forgot your keys. This must be the dogs' doing, because obviously, your fish was sleeping at the time.

[Ender 8]

Hello Time Bomb!

[Bushy 0]

He's a nice boy, but his skylight leaks a little.