The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[CorSec 5]

Whoa. Slow down there.

[Sticks 1]

I can't. The accelerator is gone. But the brakes kinda work.

[CorSec 5]

Wait. So your telling me....

Thats impossible.

[Sticks 1]

No. Look deep inside you! You know I can't be your father!

[CorSec 5]

Did things just get weird?

Yeah.

[Sticks 1]

I will not bend to the waist and crack my stomache.

[CorSec 5]

*momentarily distracted*

[Sticks 1]

*straigtens up*

Were you looking down my socks?

[CorSec 5]

War of 1812!

[Sticks 1]

Overature of the Sugar Plum Peanuts!

[CorSec 5]

Right...well..no

[Sticks 1]

Is that your final answer?

[CorSec 5]

Weakest Link. Leave my sight

[Sticks 1]

You are definitely not the brightest porcupine in the boat.

[CorSec 5]

Like you would know which one isn't not me who isn't you

[Sticks 1]

I confuzled. For a moment there, I thought you were actually going to eat the ear.

[CorSec 5]

Aha. *checks it off on his list*

[Sticks 1]

How dare you mock my paperwork!

[CorSec 5]

Me? you? him? What does it matter

[Sticks 1]

How does that work out? I can't go till tuesday.

[CorSec 5]

Wait for it yet again. It'll show.

[Ana 15]

If you twist I insist you use hairspray. Or ink. whichever.

[CorSec 5]

Well. We'll see about that...

Later.

[Ana 15]

How ya doin', artichokey?!

[CorSec 5]

Maybe you should be calling your lawyer about it! Muwahahaha.a...ha