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[Doc Ani Jade 1]

The carpet's too grey...

[^Hal^ 1]

I think you must have misread it Makia. She's 2 years younger than Valin, so she is 11 when SbS takes place.

[Pandora 77]

But orange is such a pretty color!

[^Hal^ 1]

Oh and by the way my mushrooms have several tables

[Pandora 77]

I thought those were sheep....?

[^Hal^ 1]

at first they were rabbits actaully

[Pandora 77]

WEll, that explains the gophers....

[^Hal^ 1]

I always wondered why apple cores were falling from aeroplanes... you got any idea why that might be. I'm talking about global warming caused by increased coin consumption of course...

[Pandora 77]

Um... is the answer four?

[^Hal^ 1]

could be...

I was thinking more along the lines of the square route of pi times by the number of gophers you can fit in a biscuit tin, minus 3 grimnals, divided by 6 times Potato, minus 14 + the nuymber of trees in $20, multiplied by whatever number you can think of that rhymes with antidisestablishmentarianism and is a multiple of remote control cars with star ship packages in them, wrapped in a thick layer of doors. Then, you have to add 2 eggs and whisk till it's solid, and you end up with a nice cake...

[Pandora 77]

So THAT'S what mom put's in her cooking!

[^Hal^ 1]

That was what your mother cooked for the cheshire cat and his girlfriend the spoon when she was -250 years old and wearing a pirate ship as a hat...

[Master MJade 0]

no i'm sure she was waering the Elizabeth 2 cruiseliner

[Link 3]

chicken little is back!!!

[Bad furday 57]

The sky is still falling. That's why there's a meteor imbedded in her head.....

[Rogue 4]

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a hydrospanner!

[Bad furday 57]

Imperial Officer 1: Look up, sir!

Imperial Officer 2: Wha-*clunk!*-Arrrgghhhh!

[Pandora 77]

Look! Looney Tunes is on! Oh, I hope he catches the Road Runner this time....

[Rogue 4]

That's not the Looney Tunes...that's a Death Cabbage!

LOL Furday!!!!

[Pandora 77]

But it LOOKS like a hang glider.

[Bad furday 57]

Thanks Rogue!

Has anyone seen a pocket***ch? It was in my pocket, which happened to pick itself.

[Pandora 77]

I did find this cucumber....

[Rogue 4]

Sorry, Furday....I don't go into peoples pockets.....

[Bad furday 57]

No, see there are pickpockets...and my pocket picked itself...

[Pandora 77]

Wait... is this your lint collection?