The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Ana 15]

There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread.

[MsSolo 1]

I dreamt I came into hte Central Spaceport and the entire first page was full of threads Beeurd had posted on, coz he was bored.

No, really. My dreams are like that.

[Bad furday 57]

hmmm...I wonder what her dreams would be like if she came into the Innuendo Club... :wink: :p

[Ender 8]

Oh no...

[Princess 35]

I smell obsesssion.... or wait, is it just wet wookiee?

[Ender 8]

That just sounded wrong...

[Princess 35]

*shurgs* 98% of what I say sounds wrong

[Ana 15]

((Random thread, people! Stop making sense!))

My feather pen is attacking me! No wait, that's a snowglobe.

[Sticks 1]

Die, or else I will kill the peanut egg!

[Princess 35]

The one armed fish are doing the macerena in the skydome

[Pandora 77]

"Du hast mich." (Translates into "you have me" literally, but the writer claims it's "you HATE me")

[Bad furday 57]

Heh...someone didn't pay attention in German class eh?

[Pandora 77]

Furday, du bist sehr blod.

[Princess 35]

Play nicely you two, or I'll put you in a closet together

[Pandora 77]

NOT THAT AGAIN!!!!

[Princess 35]

Thunderstorms make all the kiddies sing the Barney song.

[Pandora 77]

For lack of anything better to say...

*squeak*

[Ender 8]

Barney eats toads!

[Pandora 77]

Can't the toads eat Barney?

[Princess 35]

Do dogs pee on brick walls?

[Ender 8]

They could, but then the sane Chozen deciples would rule the world!

[Princess 35]

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that!

[Pandora 77]

"I think God is losing His touch."

[Ender 8]

:x

[Sticks 1]

Why can't he loose his hearing?