GI_Admiral 2 Posted March 28, 2005 like Anna Nicole Smith? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted March 28, 2005 "Older" not "senile." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted March 29, 2005 Thanks to my watching when surgical tools get left behind, a used surgical sponge left in the groin area of a male patient can cause swelling of the scrotum to the size of a grapefruit and you could end up losing a testicle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted March 29, 2005 that sounds mucho painful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted March 29, 2005 The guy ended up with necrotizing fascitiis too (AKA flesh eating bacteria) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted March 29, 2005 eeeeeewwwww......*is never going to the hospital* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted March 29, 2005 Nothing like a good flesh-eating bacteria on your balls to make you appreciate the important things in life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted March 29, 2005 :rofl: Now there's a philosophy to live by! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted March 30, 2005 He's a smart one TSL, keep a tight leash on him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted March 30, 2005 Hahahahah nice Drake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted March 30, 2005 i don't think anyone could have said it better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted April 2, 2005 Never make yourself underwear made of duct tape. This story took place Thursday night during my set-up for a TV production. We were all a little wired and a little bored from working. Myself (Mike) and four other guys (Dan, Jeff, Kenny and Crowley) get back from having a late supper at the local Wendy's. We find Matt, Jay and Dave sitting on the couch of our set... Jay: Have you guys ever seen someone with underwear made of duct tape? Mike: I've heard it done before. Jay: *reaches out his arms* Help me up. Dan: You didn't! Jay: Oh, I did. Jeff: YES! *Meanwhile, Crowley and I help Jay stand up* Dave: We were bored when you guys were gone. Jay: Get ready for this. It will blow your mind. *Jay removes his pants and boxers, revealing a pair of underwear made out of duct tape* Mike: You are a genious. *shakes Jay's hand* Kenny: You're wearing something under that, right? Jay: Nope. Dan: Wow...that's impressive. Jeff: You know what you should do? Run around the school only wearing that! Jay: Oh, I will totally do that! Jeff: I'm getting my camera! Jeff left and later returned with his video camera. A "pre-run show" was filmed where Jay was introduced and his new underpants revealed. We all cheered him on as he went out, donning his shiny, gray suit. Jeff, Crowley and Kenny went with Jay on this historic run. They returned ten minutes later after running around the school twice. They they left again to show off to the drunks at the pub. One girl patted Jay on the stomach. They returned once again, happy to be back and un-arrested by security. During the "post-run show" we learned that the duct tape under Jay's ass had torn within the first leg of the run, creating a sort of thong for him to wear. Finally, it was time for our brave hero to remove the tape. For the sake of us all, Jay took of the tape himself inside one of the studio control rooms. Thankfully, there was a little window on the door which allowed us to film his facial expressions and catch the screams as he ripped the tape from his genitals. We all had a good laugh...save for Jay who was in pain. The good thing is that we managed to get 26 minutes of tape. Upon editing, we can make this into a 24 minute TV pilot. I wonder what we can call it..."College Kids do the Darndest Things", "The Adventures of Jay and the Magic Underpants", "Get Ripped with Jay"....the list goes on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted April 2, 2005 lmao send it to "You've Been Framed" or whatever your equivalent show is. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted April 2, 2005 I think Jeff mentioned sending it to collegehumor.com :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted April 2, 2005 that's fricking hilarious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted April 3, 2005 Thus is another example of "Boys are dumb." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted April 3, 2005 am i dumb for finding it funny? *looks cute* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted April 3, 2005 Last I checked you weren't a boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Du 22 Posted April 3, 2005 (edited) Wow. You guys are my heroes! Seriously, I wasn't being sarcastic at all. That's freakin sweet! Edited April 3, 2005 by Du Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted April 3, 2005 i didn't mean that....oh well.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Du 22 Posted April 3, 2005 (edited) It's not dumb. It's finding something to do with your time. We "boys" think it's dumb to sit around and paint our nails, or do our hair, or some other such nonsense, but we don't say anything about that, do we? ;) Edited April 3, 2005 by Du Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted April 3, 2005 um...no...i don't do that.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted April 3, 2005 :rofl: if he does, give us a link Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
