Useless information that could save your life

[Princess 35]

*kills GI*

Are not!

[Darth Paladin 0]

*Opens mouth to speak.*

...

*Runs out of room and hides in kitchen cupboard downstairs.*

[Princess 35]

Smart move

[Pandora 77]

Sisterhood, wow I just had a wave of nostalgia. *Gets knocked over by a tidal wave* bit literal...

But not this week, this is Hell Week for me at work. See, my manager found out Saturday afternoon late that she was going out of town for training. So that leaves me, one more full-timer and a part-timer. Well these two ladies both had a death in the family Saturday morning. So they may have to change their schedules at a moment's notice. So that leaves lucky me. Lucky, lucky, LUCKY Pod. Pod is on call all week. Pod my have several open -to-close days. Which means working from 7:30/8 am to 9:30/10 pm. With no break. Yee friggin haw.

I think I may need to pre-medicate for this one. *grabs a beer and chugs it* Awww, who bought the five-pack?!?

[Princess 35]

Want an IV drip?

[Pandora 77]

Yes, but in the left arm. The right one still needs to be able to lift the bottle to my mouth. *grabs another beer*

[Princess 35]

*starts an IV of spice, caffeine and beer*

[Pandora 77]

Oooh, we should make this into a daquiri. *chug*

[Princess 35]

We could sell a ton of it.

And put the profits in the GB Domination Fund

[Pandora 77]

Sell it, hell. I'd drink it before we had a chance to sell it!

[Princess 35]

You can be the Quality Control Officer

[Darth Paladin 0]

Hm, useless information.

Does the fact that you can run on custard because of its surface tension count?

[Link 3]

Ok, seriously... who was bored enough to try that??

[Darth Paladin 0]

*Raises hand*

As long as I get the custard afterwards.

[Link 3]

*blinks* that wasn't asking for volunteers.... that was an actual "who was that damn bored"

[GI_Admiral 2]

Him.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

the pituitary is not actually the body's master gland. it bows before the mighty (tiny, hehe) hypothalamus

[Brumak 2]

I learned that in 10th grade bio :p

[Uncle Du 22]

Right before you dropped out right?

j/k, you know I luv ya. :p

[Brumak 2]

Not just before I dropped out, a year and a half before :p

[Ayingel 24]

you dropped out so close to the end?! :shock:

[Princess 35]

King George III peed purple and had syphilis that invaded the brain, and that's why we Americans fought a revolution :p

[Darth Marius 0]

I thought it was fought over money.

[Andy 60]

King George III peed purple and had syphilis that invaded the brain, and that's why we Americans fought a revolution

It's never been proven that he had syphilis. He did however have porphyria, hence his apparent madness in his later years.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3889903.stm

And also, it was a rebellion, not a revolution. ;)

[Winters 0]

Oh it is SO a revolution. A rebellion means we were crushed and we went on with our lives... it was a revolution! Because WE WON! WOO!