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Drake

What are you talking about? Cuba Gooding Jr. was shooting at the Zeros in the movie. :p

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Ana

*ahem* Anyways...

If your mouth is all cut up, eating hot sauce hurts.

Having a family party the day after a mosh pit is not a good idea.

Mix up the pattern of your legal fireworks and your illegal, so that by the time the cops drive by to see who sent off the huge one, all that's in sight are some innocent sparklers. Then once they're away, set off some illegal ones again. Repeat as needed.

Watch your mouth around the young ones. They understand more of what you say than you think they do.

Stand upwind of the fireworks display. Also, try to set up the fireworks downwind from your house.

If you can't tell whether it's beans or rice, don't eat it.

Caffeine pills should not be given to six year olds. Ever.

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Radioactive Isotope

six year olds don't need caffeine of any kind. :p

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GI_Admiral

hahaha I think i need caffeine pills...

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Bushy

I am impervious to caffeine.

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CorSec

Your impervious to intelligence...oh! Owned!

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Bushy

Well, then obviously you are the epitome of intelligence, and since I am impervious to intelligence, I am therefore impervious to you, which means that I am invincible, and I am 1337, and you are not, because I am impervious to you.

I win.

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Ender

lol... you people are too much.

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chozen

Well, then obviously you are the epitome of intelligence, and since I am impervious to intelligence, I am therefore impervious to you, which means that I am invincible, and I am 1337, and you are not, because I am impervious to you.

I win.

... moo?

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CorSec

Well, then obviously you are the epitome of intelligence, and since I am impervious to intelligence, I am therefore impervious to you, which means that I am invincible, and I am 1337, and you are not, because I am impervious to you.

I win.

Epitome of intelligence? Maybe...but most probably not. Therefore, your arguement is nil and I r l337.

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Princess

Ok from now on, "moo" posts will be deleted on sight

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Bushy

but most probably not

Ha ha.

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CorSec

but most probably not

Ha ha.

Sorry for not being an ego-driven freak like you eh.

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Bushy

You're just jealous cause I won.

Edited by Bushy

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GI_Admiral

BUt in reality....I win... :cool:

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CorSec

You're just jealous cause I won.

Bah..you edited...and there was something less intelligent there before...of which I cannot remember.

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Bushy

It was this :nutty: , but I changed it cause you all wouldn't know what it meant.

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CorSec

right right.

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TheUnknown

General Patton knew the Japanese would attack Pearl Harbor... no one listened to him though.

It might have something to do with the fact that Patton, MacArthur, and Eisenhower were all pretty much exiled after their overreaction to the Bonus Army.

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Bad furday

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Cutting your car in half won't make you popular.

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Giving the driver who spun you out the finger as you slide towards the wall is a must.

Edited by Bad ?urday

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GI_Admiral

:rofl:

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Radioactive Isotope

hope the guy's ok...

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Drake

Pffft. Who cares? Crashes are cool! The driver and spectators' well being are completely secondary to the coolness of the crash. :p

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chozen

Pffft. Who cares? Crashes are cool! The driver and spectators' well being are completely secondary to the coolness of the crash. :p

Truly. I hope he died, that would have made it cooler.

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CorSec

More useless infortmation:

Pit Fights after racing 'accidents' are fun.

Sorry..no pictures...just personal experience :p

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